BREAKING: Condoms In Short Supply (DC Blizzard)

[Renew Deal]

Source: We Love DC

That was the scene at an area Safeway as DC residents are intent on screwing their way out of the snow. I’m just wondering, though: presented with a Birth Control aisle like that, do you buy the Magnums and hope, or do you find other means of making it through the shortage?

Who wants to bet we see a spike in births come November? …or maybe just an uptick in anti-biotic prescriptions in March?

Shelves are showing a good supply of lube, though. Make of that what you will.



Read more: http://www.welovedc.com/2010/02/09/condoms-in-short-supply/

[Sabriel]

1. Should you put the word BREAKING next to condoms?

Just a thought....

[Historic NY]

7. that caught my eye too..,,,"never mind"

:silly:

[yurbud]

10. the OP pulled a boner as they used to say

[Richardo]

2. "Breaking condoms"? Really?

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

3. Looks like people will just have to use birth control alternatives

and stay away from strangers.

[DCBob]

4. I hate using codoms..

Love making loses something when you have plastic between you and your sweetie.

[bitchkitty]

5. Yea, well,

life loses a little something when you have blisters on your special purpose, dontcha think? :)

[DaveinMD]

6. was that at

the social safeway?

[bulloney]

8. Looks like the DC hospitals should brace themselves for a big spike in births around November.

[no limit]

9. Condoms suck anyway

[yurbud]

11. I thought you had to pay extra for that.

[zohyeahz]

12. I'd go magnum

Because why else get naked?