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I have an joke for you ....
You know you are from Bakersfield when... >> >> >>One of your friends owns a house on a spot where you had field >>parties in high school. >> >>You think lime green is a perfectly acceptable color for a high >>school. >> >>You know the ingredients in a George's Special, or have ever had a >>"Black and White" for lunch. >> >>You get mad every time you see "Best of Times" when Taft wins at >>the end. ...or... you get mad every time you see "Best of Times" >>because who the hell are the Bakersfield Tigers? >> >>You comment on how expensive Mexican food is in any other city in >>the country. >> >>You have ever offered someone a Dewar's Chew from a bowl on your >>coffee table. >> >>You claim to hate LA but go there at least every other month. >> >>You have ever debated the merits of water skiing at Lake Ming >>versus Buena Vista. >> >>You have to explain >>to friends from out of town what animal a tri-tip comes from. >> >>You think beans and salsa go with everything. >> >>You think a restaurant is chintzy if it doesn't come with soup, >>salad, spaghetti, and fries. >> >>You think a red light is just a suggestion. >> >>The best restaurants in town serve pickled tongue. >> >>You think $400 a month for rent is way too high. >> >>You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink. >> >>You know the pool can be warmer than you are. >> >>You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance. >> >>Anywhere that takes longer than a 10 minute drive is way too far. >> >>You think you're better than people from Fresno. >> >>Someone mentions the fair and your thoughts turn to Cinnamon Buns, >>First Christian Church corn on the cob, and Boy Scout potatoes. >> >>You have to "explain" to someone about Beach Park. >> >>You complain about >>how boring Bakersfield is, but still make fun of people from >>Delano, Taft and Tehachapi. >> >>Someone from out of town talks about how foggy it is and you tell >>them, "Just wait." >> >>You swear that just last week there was an orchard where there is >>now a whole development of houses. >> >>You drive just as fast on a sunny day in June as you do on a foggy >>day in December. >> >>You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from >>Bakersfield...
This made me want to go to Dewars and Wool Growers!!!
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