Hey Drudge and Freak Republic Morons - You Owe Kerry A Big Apology

[ruggerson]

You owe our next President an apology, as Dick Cheney would say, BIG TIME.

We won't hold our collective breaths waiting, however.

[MikeG]

1. Buckhead says that type of pen wasn't invented until this week!

[MidwestTransplant]

3. This is one of the funniest things I have read on this board.

[MidwestTransplant]

2. No it's tightly rolled notes painted black to look like a pen

You are so gullable ;)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. Bullshit-He's Busted...

That's A Super Men.... It gives the user super human poll....

[JimmyJazz]

5. according to the freepers, he wasn't even allowed to use his

own pen, so it's still cheating! How silly, but that's what they think.

[KittyWampus]

6. Frankly, I Think EVERYONE Who Started Threads On This Shit

owes DU an apology.

[cheshire]

I'm sorry I think you missed the whole point of this, It's sarcasm. Relax.

Unless I miss your sarcasm.

[LoZoccolo]

13. No, wrong.

If no one looked into this, then the story would still be running around today unanswered. You now owe us an apology for saying that we should apologize.

[LoZoccolo]

14. Why don't you tell the poster of this that they should apologize?

Eh?

[KittyWampus]

18. Because Those Threads (All 50+ Of Them) Are All Hidden

[kemche]

7. Wireless Receiver with LCD...

Displays Questions and Answers in Advance. That means Kerry already knew W's Answer and had a response ready.

KG

[bobbieinok]

8. EVERYBODY knew W's answer in advance and was ready

[Diogenes2]

9. Not needed

EVERYONE knows Bush's answers in advance... the same, unchanging BS talking points he has repeated ad infinitum since day one.

[Bandit]

16. Bush* had answers?????

:shrug: All I heard was Kerry flip flop and stay the course...No answers at all.

[Mr_Spock]

10. Funny, I have good memory and I remeber him pulling out that pen

while watching live. He seemed very studious to me. Who knew. :beer:

[Bread and Circus]

11. That's no pen!

That looks like the 9/11 commission report!

[wicket]

12. We should all submit this to Drudge

:evilgrin:

[Arkana]

15. You've gotta be KIDDING!

THIS is what they were squawking about? I'm gonna go kick myself for even thinking they had a case.

[johnnyrocket]

17. That's a Microsoft Pen that writes in superscript!!!

That was just invented last Friday.

[nini]

19. Proof * had his own writing utensils too!

[Hans Delbrook]

22. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Great. nt

[nini]

24. welcome to DU!!

:hi:

[polmaven]

23. From the look on his face

He lost his place in his papers, and can't remember how The Pet Goat ends. How annoying. These people keep wanting him to answer questions and...well...he already knows Uncle Dick is gonna spank him, and now he can't even finish reading his book....Tsk!

[demwing]

20. Its A Laser Pen Light

which was supposed to be used to blind Bush into incoherent ignorance.

Unfortunately, the batteries were bad, and Kerry never used it.

Fortunately, Bush is Bush, and Kerry never needed the help.

[npincus]

21. Won't take sole credit- but sent Drudge this link and told him

"a magnification of the video proves it was a pen so take it down the photos, ASSHOLE" and see now that he took the still shots down.

tee hee- thanks for posting

[ruggerson]

25. He never apologized for the "Kerry Bimbo" thing he made up either