I wonder what's happening in the WH tonight?

[grasswire]

Did Laura take a separate bedroom?

Did George require a phone call from Poppy?

Did they hide all the razors?

Is Barney bruised?

What do you think?

[ewagner]

1. I think

the liquer cabinet had to be replenished.

[TexasSissy]

2. They're in Miami. At a Debate Watch party, actually. It's

probably pretty grim there.

[Justitia]

3. a serious bender....look for another well-timed scooter incident. -eom

[Demonaut]

4. karen hughes is fellating him to sleep.................ooh I just think I

made myself sick.....:puke:

[Bran Bal]

5. It's all about rove

something bad happened tonight. VERY bad. It's up to rove to save bush now - and after tonight he's going to go in to full scale blitz mode. He's freaking out at this point.

[RafterMan]

6. They're already packing

Game over man, game over.

[tuvor]

7. No ooky-pooky for george tonight. n/t

[cheshire]

8. * is strapped to a slab in the basement and KH is whipping him while

wearing leather. KKK, dick and LadyLaura are yelling at him and each other. Everyone else is scrambling around trying to get this spinning into a blur.

[Dudley_DUright]

10. and the Bush twins are wearing matching leather leashes

;-)

[LTR]

9. They're all in denial

Everything's great! We're winning the war on terra, economy's strong, bla bla bla...

[mark11727]

11. "I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'...!"

[PurityOfEssence]

12. Pretzels, anyone?

Yum.

[Stephanie]

13. Tears and recriminations. Karen's got a shiner.

Georgie's still railing. Holes punched in the walls. Bourbon's all gone. Girls are hiding int their room with the door locked. Laura's on the porch chain smoking.

[gauguin57]

14. Stephanie has nailed it.

That scenario, while so-very-ROFLMAO, is absolutely the most believable!

But, in addition, Barbara Bush is wasting her beautiful mind with a bottle of gin. Poppy is on the phone to Bandar Bush and the Saudis, arranging for a hit to be put out on Kerry. Lynne Cheney is rubbing the basketball-sized lump of skin on the back of her head (from all the facelifts), and Dickie-boy Cheney's chest is hooked up to the jumper cables.

[delete_bush]

15. Funny stuff...

you and Steph should send this to SNL!

[nostalgicaboutmyfutr]

16. Do you guys know what...

pampers pull ups are???

Lincoln bedroom.

alone.

smashing the useless debate prep book against hit head.

peeing his pants.