Could it have gone any better?

[Oddman]

I really don't see a scenario where it could have gone any better for Senator Kerry. Does anybody disagree with me?


George Bush our MASTERdeBATER

[Ravenseye]

1. Sure it could have....

...Bush could have had a meltdown on stage, and his handlers come rushing on to give him a tranquilizer shot as he's raving "I'll kill the pixies! They're out to steal our rainwater! Then I'll eat smelt and laugh. MWA HA HA HA HA"

Other than something like that happening, I'd say you're right.

[951]

2. LMAO!

Thanks for laugh Ravenseye

BTW if that happened what would they do?

[Ravenseye]

7. It's Obvious...

...and spin it so that it's Kerry's fault. Here I'll pretend I'm Robert Novak.

*ahem*

(whiney douchebag voice)

The problem with John Kerry is that he waffles. Last night we saw President Bush take a stand against the Pixies and their attempted theft of our Rainwater, but Kerry wants none of it. Where were you Mr. Kerry, when the Pixies stole our Rainwater after Vietnam? Were you throwing your medals at the Pixies?

Mr. Kerry is proud of the fact that he won his silver star in Vietnam by killing an innocent unarmed child carrying a teddy bear. Why can't he be proud of our President?

(end whiney douchbag voice)

*vomit*

[Longhorn]

3. Maybe if * had peed his pants. Then again,

maybe he did! :D

[IHaveADream]

4. The Master Debater debated himself into a corner

WOW - I knew Kerry would win the debate - but I did not think he would win Bush's debate! (Poor)*sic bush was so far off message that it was almost sad - except that 10034 soldiers have died for his blundering . . .

[Mr_Spock]

5. It really went well - they both were as good as they get and the advantage

really went to Kerry.

[Oddman]

6. It did go well for each candidate - but it went so far better

for Kerry than bush that it wasn't even close!