Why does Dubya look orange?

[LTR]

Ironic they've been needling Kerry all week over a photoshopped pic, and Bush looks bright orange on my TV as I am watching the C-SPAN replay (I was away earlier, and catching up).

I mean, LOOK at this pic:



He's the Sunkist man!

[DoYouEverWonder]

1. Because he's so angry

And he forgot to take his Metamucil.

[smirkymonkey]

8. He really looks like a man on the edge in that photo...

I am a little worried about how he intends to act out his tantrum in the next few days. Anyone want to start placing bets?

[whistle]

2. Yes, and John Kerry looked pale

[molly]

3. Liver disease - what could have possibly caused it?

[Bluebear]

4. Cirrhosis?

[cheshire]

5. That was great I was thinking he got paid back big time.

[Mizmoon]

6. I thought it might be my TV

but I noticed it too. Bush looked totally orange. I guess that Repub 'talking point' (if you'd call such a childish thing by a proper name) is dead.

[progressivebydesign]

7. I actually thought Bush looked orange, too..

.. but I didn't say it because I thought it was just my tv. Who the HELL lit that set??? Kerry looked pale and anemic... they'd better fix that before next time.

[LTR]

12. I don't think Kerry looks bad at all

Much better than I expected.

[JimmyJazz]

9. check your in box

[xray s]

10. It's obvious

Bush got scared that Kerry was going to look tanned because Kerry is an outdoorsman so Bush used some liquid tanner that turned him orange.

In a panic, Rove did what he always does, tell everyone Kerry was the guy who was orange.

Very predictable, really.

[Mz Pip]

11. It's the tan

n/t

[smirkymonkey]

13. Oompa, Loompa, Doompity Dee...

If you are wise you'll vote for Kerr-eee...

[LTR]

14. MY GOD!

Same color!!!

That really needs a photoshop!

[Unperson 309]

15. He was blushing. And you know what you get when you mix red... and YELLOW!

Shrubbie is naturally florid faced due to long term alcohol consumption.

Mix in the yellow of his cowardly nature, add hot lights and voila! Sunkist Shrub... with an accent on the *Sunk*!

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[rucky]

16. It's called Mystic Tan - spray-on tanning

apparently the orange look is all the rage in Hollywood...