Kerry should throw paint on women in fur coats!!

[DarienComp]

I happen to think that if Kerry has any hope of winning, he needs to start throwing paint on women in fur coats. That will bring out the anti-fur vote, and since 10% percent of the American people are anti-fur, it will decide the election!

HOPE IS ON THE WAY!!

on edit: clarified title

[elperromagico]

1. Careful. I will not hesitate to waste 20 posts arguing with you.

I've done it with others... :P

[DarienComp]

4. It's sad that Democrats

are scared of being Republican-lite. Why don't you think that Kerry should stand up for Dem convictions by throwing paint on women in fur coats?

:-P

[HuskerDem]

12. No, he should start with rePIGlican men in leather belts.

And take to wearing one of those loin garments like Gandhi.

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[elperromagico]

14. I couldn't help it. Really, I couldn't.

I made the mistake of thinking I could talk sense into a moron.

[emulatorloo]

2. Kerry: Mow My Lawn

or you have no chance of winning.

[elperromagico]

10. Yeah. Kerry cannot afford to lose 1/100,000,000th of the vote!

Send this to the Kerry campaign!

[smiley_glad_hands]

17. Give me a Hair cut if you want to win.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

3. LOL

I think he sould also court the vegetarian buddhists-that should get him .00005%

[Wickerman]

5. Well, 60% of Amuricans think pro- wrassling is a real sport

Do ya think Kerry out to get in the ring, too?

[elperromagico]

6. It might be more realistic than Bush at the debates. n/t

[Wickerman]

13. lol - bingo - correct answer!

[DarienComp]

8. only if the wrestlers are

wearing fur trunks and Kerry throws paint on them.

[HuskerDem]

7. He should also crack lots of loud, wicked farts on live telivision

Because 47% of Americans really LOVE fart jokes. That would ensure the fart joke constituency. :silly:

[iwantmycountryback]

9. Kerry:join a baseball team

It is known that baseball is America's pastime and that is very popular in this country. This would give Kerry a landslide if he joined an MLB team.

HOPE IS ON THE WAY!!

[PittLib]

15. Yeah ... and some guy suggested to John Edwards that Saddam

should be put back in power (after humbling himself, of course). Hmmm... :shrug:

[Bluebear]

16. Your header leads one to believe that Kerry said that

[DarienComp]

19. sorry

it's a parody of an earlier, similarly ridiculous post. sorry about any confusion

[oasis]

18. Call Kerry's people and set it up. Can you provide the furs and paint?

If not, why not try registering real people to get the vote out?

[DarienComp]

20. parody

just havin' a little fun. And yep, I'm doing phone-banking and canvassing.

[The Wielding Truth]

21. I think's I smell a silly, silly thinker. This thread is a waste.

[DarienComp]

22. aw come on :-)

... okay how about this? Kerry should come out strong for Falun Gong! This will DEFINITELY win him Ohio, and probably Missourri and Kansas!

:silly: