With The Right Shoes, When Kerry and Bush Walk Out To Shake Hands

[THUNDER HANDS]

Kerry's chin will be at Bush's eye level, if Kerry keeps his head up and doesn't look down at Bush.

That will make an awesome photo for the Friday morning papers. Bush staring right into the "Chin of Power" of John Kerry.

I can't wait. :bounce:

[clydefrand]

1. Me either!1

:bounce: :bounce:

[Poiuyt]

2. Have Kerry and Bush ever met face to face before?

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. imagine Edwards is Bush in this photo

[henslee]

4. I know the perfect way for JK to get things off to a good start....

the joy buzzer, a classic that gets em every time!!!!

[DU9598]

5. Pat on the head

Remember how Bu*h likes to rub people's heads. What if Kerry came out and looked down on Bu*h and rubbed the top of his head?

LOL - Would be classic.

[henslee]

6. What if he slapped it like they used to do to that old guy on Benny Hill?

[pacalo]

7. I'd love to see a cartoon with the coWard wearing platform shoes,

standing next to Kerry.

[allalone]

9. maybe george could

borrow a pair of heels from Eddie Izzard

[pacalo]

11. Or use these...

[GingerSnaps]

12. He might come out on stilts LOL

[VOX]

22. How about something from the Elton John collection, c. 1970s...

The Chimp could go "rhinestone!" :toast:

[AlCzervik]

23. I was just thinking the same thing

Bushwa will have these in black.

[pacalo]

24. We'll let him save the red ones for the bedroom.

[gauguin57]

8. Ooooo! Then we can call Bush ...

... SHRIMPY THE CHIMPY!

[guitar man]

10. fuck shaking hands

I wish JK would just walk out and refuse to shake hands, then turn to the audience and tell them the lying sack of shit doesn't deserve any of the honors afforded a decent human being!

[cheezus]

16. damn, they should put YOU in charge

we'd win for sure!

[guitar man]

17. LOL

I don't know if that would be a good idea, I have a way of telling people what the hell I think and letting the chips fall. I don't think that works too well in politics. I do know that if * stuck his hand out for me to shake, I would not feel inclined to do so.

[Rambis]

13. Kerry should say

After bush answers the first question- Kerry, "I'm sorry I was expecting the (incert fake accent he doesn't use here). That might piss off old * straight away.

[tedoll78]

14. In 22 of the past 25 elections,

the taller candidate has won.

The three exceptions?

McGovern - bald
Ford - bald
Gore - hmm..

[Tweed]

19. Gore won the popular vote and was only 1/2 inch taller then Bush

with another half an inch, Gore would have won the electoral vote.

[npincus]

15. Kerry should pass him a big, salty PRETZEL

to choke on

[nini]

21. LOL

don't you just wish stuff like that could happen hahaha

[Cronus Protagonist]

18. John Kerry should wear 3.5" lifts in his shoes

Make himself look a half-inch taller than Bush in his own 3" lifts, than he actuall is in real life. :)

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worry about a draft. . . I think we're in good
shape, I really do. And, if not, we'll -- I'll address
the nation. But I don't see any need to right now."
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[AntiCoup2K4]

20. With FAUX manning the cameras it won't make a difference.

Remember how tall Angus Young or Prince used to look on MTV??

It's all in the camera angles, and FAUX are master propagandists. They'll make Junior look like fucking Shaq up there, and the whore commentators will swear that he's actually taller than Kerry.

And the fucking sheep in the red states will buy it. :puke: