Prepare shots of your favorite liquor for the debate

[JPJones]

Drink and high five if Kerry uses any of these words:

lied
PNAC
draft
(what else?)


Drink if B* says the following:

I resign
I lied
I'm sorry
mislead
no WMD
turkey farm
(what else? OK I've set for you. Who will spike it over the net?)

[annabanana]

1. what are you.. a teetoltaler? lol

[napi21]

2. Naww, I stick to beer! I don't need anything to drink to.

I'm keeping my fridge stocked and having a fe before the debate just so I can manage to look at shrub for 90 minutes!

Wait until Nov 2nd! I might have to switch to some heavy duty german beer just to survive the night!!!

[tedoll78]

3. I've already planned on getting drunk for the debates..

.. so that I'm too weak/tired to throw things through the TV when the pundits come on and twist Kerry's words..

[prodigal_green]

4. wow, that would be really effective at an AA meeting

The chimp is incapable of saying any of those things unless they come up in sentences like:

I resign myself everyday to the task of making the Middle East a free place.

I lied myself down on the couch and had a nap.

I'm sorry I don't have the actual pictures of Kerry at a gay bar with Stalin.

etc., etc.