What should Kerry call Bush during the debates?

[Onlooker]

[in_cog_ni_to]

1. Dumb Fuck.

:evilgrin:

[blm]

45. heh,,,not very subtle. Howzabout "Adolph"

or dictatortot?

[arwalden]

2. Idiot, Jackass, Moron, Moran, Fool, War Criminal, Bigot, Dumbass

[Kierkegaard]

3. Special olympian

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I heard someone say that for Bush the debates are like

the Special Olympics: Even if he wins, he's still retarded. But of course one can't actually say that. And I guess Kerry is stuck with the proper protocol and has to call him "Mr. President." :puke:

[auntAgonist]

22. I think that's a horrible comment!!

Special Olympics and participants are wonderful human beings. Now having said that and getting off my sanctimonious high horse, I will say that calling Shrub 'Mr President' is a sacrilege!!

call him numbnuts
Shrub
dipweed
LIAR
LIAR
WarPREZ
Murderer

future Crawford resident.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. Of course it's horrible.

That's the point. But not as horrible as Bush.

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. I think...

fucking war mongering moron, would be good

[gmoney]

5. "The Great Pretender"

[Philostopher]

6. Benito. n/t

[Blaze Diem]

13. One Term Goat boy.....

Oldest kid on the short bus

LIAR...John Kerry should call george a LIAR!

[Scairp]

7. My personal favorite

Lying sack of dog shit.

[IronLionZion]

8. Tonto

[dolo amber]

9. Fucktarded Rovian puppet

[cheshire]

11. My opponite(?) puts him on the same level.

[sr_pacifica]

16. I like that idea

And supposedly neither will be addressing each other directly, so it works as a way to refer to him while addressing the audience.

[Chichiri]

36. I don't like that. It's what Bush constantly calls Kerry . . .

. . . and it makes it seem like Bush can't remember his name.

[JI7]

12. call him Mr. President because he should be held to a higher standard

Kerry's criticisms should come off as legitimate criticism against someone who should be held accountable. it shouldn't come off as him trying to ridicule bush .

[Bozos for Bush]

14. DESERTER

Coke-fried moron, used car salesman, fascist, fraud, deserter...and lying piece of dogshit is a good one too.

[newyawker99]

50. Hi Bozos for Bush!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[napi21]

15. Whatever the protocall is, that's what Kerry will use, but it might be

a mute point. The debate agreement states that the candidates cannot adress each other. I don't know who's idea that was, but it's in the agreement. He may not have to refer to him as anything other than my opponent!

Actually, my favorite is Shrub...that's what I call him in all my posts!!!

[Onlooker]

17. Can't believe I left out shrub.

Sorry. Should have included liar and my opponent as well. Oh well.

[LostInAnomie]

18. Gov. Bush

[iconoclastic cat]

19. Punk-ass little felcher!

Or maybe, "Ass-licking son of a bitch!"

[high density]

20. Lt. Bush

[Borgnine]

21. Two Face

He might as well, as Bush will probably get a "flip-flopper" in here and there.

[Mr_Spock]

23. Hatriot.

Who is spreading hatriotism.

[beaconess]

24. George, you ignorant slut . . .

[Barney Rocks]

25. I would just

go with my opponent. Although it would be fun to get his name just enough wrong to be disrespectful (but could be an honest mistake) like--"President Blush says that"

[Blaze Diem]

27. Little Nazi Goat-Boy Fu*ker..

Weenis

[Barney Rocks]

32. although that may be

satisfying to say, I believe that Kerry has to appear presidential and above the fray. He is going to show class. So the really accurate descriptions he will probably not use in the debates, but will save for in private.

I think Gore said my opponent?

[Carolinian]

26. My opponent. NEVER refer to him by name.

[AuntPatsy]

29. Ditto, I agree with your post..opponent is all he needs to use..

[Cats Against Frist]

30. Look here, you "Son of a Mothertripper..."

...for those of us with young children watching the debates.

Eh, fuck it.

He should call him a "fascist pissfuck" -- or just about any of the other fine suggestions on this thread.

[BootinUp]

31. Mein Furher

[GingerSnaps]

33. "Stuffed Shorts"

:evilgrin:

He sure as hell doesn't have a schlong that's very big.

[LibDemAlways]

34. I think Kerry should

refer to the chimp as "The President." If he doesn't, the whores are going to be screaming that he was disrespectful of the office. The up side is that the boy king is such a goddamned moron and fool that at least some people who haven't been paying attention are going to start thinking, "That asshole is the President? How the hell did that happen? What an embarrassment. We have to do something about this - like vote his sorry ass out."

[oldtime dfl_er]

35. THIEF!

Never forget the stolen election!

[Eurobabe]

37. dickhead

n/t

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

38. Late for dinner.

:shrug:

[Senior citizen]

39. Don't call him anything. Pretend he isn't there.

Speak directly to the American people. State the facts and stay on message. Let everyone see the difference between a dumb chimp and an intelligent, straighttalking leader.

[juslikagrzly]

49. Oooh, I like this one!

[ClassWarrior]

40. Bubbles.

23.

[Spirochete]

41. Mr. Potato Head

[donheld]

42. i'd love to hear kerry call him Bunnypants

but i think he should stick with Mr Bush. maybe a few times he could real quik like slide a "it" at the end of bush. kinda like BUSHit

[The Backlash Cometh]

43. Mr. Poser President.

[Zynx]

44. Governor. It's the only title he's ever held.

[fishface]

46. Poltroon...nt

[mourningdove92]

47. he should refer to him as

The incumbent.

The lying, thieving, evil incumbent.

[Jim__]

48. Junior - n/t

[DinahMoeHum]

51. "George". I had considered "Mr. Bush", but even that address

is too dignified for that squatter in the WH.

:kick:

[Toronto Ron]

52. Seriously though, I like the way Kerry already...

refers to *, when pointing out one of his infinite number of shortcomings, as "THIS President", with emphasis on "THIS". It emphasizes the uniqueness, among all Presidents, of the shitness of this one.

[SeanOhio]

53. Hm

A "gimmick in a cowboy hat" maybe?