Wartime Prezdint Flip-Flop.

[reprehensor]

So my conservative employer whips out a joke on me, some RW crap about how Kerry needed more time in the debates to decide which side he was on, flip-flop, Ho-Ho-Ho!!

So I whipped THIS out:

President Bush: Flip-Flopper-In-Chief

Ho-Ho-Ho!!

Silence for about 3 minutes while he gazed at the sheer scale of Wartime Prezdint Flip-Flop's hypocrisy, then his first question after he scanned the three pages of double-sided legal-size I handed to him...

'What's a 527?'

One little victory.

;)

Fuckin' boo-yah!

[AuntPatsy]

1. High Five!

[pacalo]

2. Sweeeet!

"What's a 527?" Goes to show you that he doesn't have a clue.

[reprehensor]

6. You see...

Rush Limbaugh and his ilk only demonize Liberal 527's. And they don't call them 527's when they do.

He is an intelligent man, sadly misguided. It's hard to crack his 'conservative' shields and fire on the warp drive.

But every once in a while I beam on to the bridge and fire wildly.

[Bozita]

3. More Bush flip-flops -- Another gift for your boss

Tell him to spin some jokes about the war dead.

http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp.asp?c=biJRJ8OVF&b=38989

Why We Went In: Version 10.0

by P.J. Crowley and Robert O. Boorstin
March 19, 2004

In the year since the invasion of Iraq, the Bush administration has repeatedly shifted its justification for going to war and constantly changed its story on intelligence, the United Nations, reconstruction, political transition and the cost to the American taxpayer. More than anything, the administration's war in Iraq resembles a software program that, at first, works brilliantly, but then catches the user in a cycle of "fatal error" messages.

Here then, in Silicon Valley terms, is a review of the Bush administration's year in Iraq:

Saddam Hussein poses an 'imminent threat' to the American people.

* Version 1.0 - Saddam Hussein is an imminent threat
* Version 1.01 - Saddam Hussein is a gathering threat
* Version 1.02 - Saddam Hussein poses a real and dangerous threat
* Version 1.1 - The smoking gun will be a mushroom cloud
* Version 1.2 - We can't afford to wait
* Version 1.3 - We never said imminent
* Version 1.3.1 - OK, maybe we did say it once or twice
* Version 1.4 - We should have been more precise


Saddam Hussein is ready to use weapons of mass destruction.

* Version 2.1 - Saddam has weapons of mass destruction
* Version 2.2 - Saddam has nuclear weapons
* Version 2.3 - Saddam has biological agents he's never accounted for
* Version 2.3.1 - The trailers are mobile labs for producing chemical weapons
* Version 2.3.2 - Unmanned aircraft are ready to spread Saddam's biological weapons
* Version 2.4 - Saddam's going to make more of all these weapons
* Version 2.5 - We all know where the weapons are
* Version 2.5.1 - Well, Saddam has used weapons of mass destruction
* Version 2.5.2 - Iraq is a big country. We'll find the weapons eventually.
* Version 2.5.3 - Saddam had weapons of mass destruction programs
* Version 2.5.4 - Saddam had "weapons of mass destruction program related activities"
* Version 2.5.5 - David Kay? Who's David Kay?
* Version 2.6 - It's not about misleading the American people - Saddam Hussein is gone and that's the most important thing

more, all the way to Version 10.0 ...

[reprehensor]

5. Cool!

Missed that one!

[cheshire]

4. Flippity floppity flip

[roseBudd]

7. I like FLIM FLAM MAN

Go to http://somnamblst.tripod.com to download high resolution TIF or PDF file to print. If everyone on DU posted 10 flyers a day, it would be huge. I did 100 in the last 2 days and I've definitely started some serious rumors about the draft.