Want to hear a good Parlock joke?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Parlock joke?"

The bartender says, "Tell you what.... I'm a Parlock. See those two big guys playing pool? They're Parlocks. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Parlocks. You still want to tell your "Parlock" joke?"

The man replies, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fucking times."

Post your favorite Parlock jokes here.

[buycitgo]

1. Heard that as a Bush joke, but it's still funny

only Parlock thread I'm not deleting

[cheezus]

2. Why is his golf score always zero?

cuz he has a par lock

[Lex]

3. How many Purlocks does it take to screw in a light bulb? nt

[Proud2BAmurkin]

4. Three -- one to hold the sign, the other to rip it up, the other to

screw in the light bulb

[underpants]

7. IF their personal photographer is ready

if not they will wait on him.

[LoZoccolo]

5. Two but I don't know how they got in there. n/t

[LoZoccolo]

6. One.

Go get the same guy that made it look burnt out by unscrewing it to screw it back in!

[Wickerman]

8. Daddy Parlock was a security guard at a factory

Every night at shift change he was tasked with watching his fellow employees to make certain they weren't taking anything home with them that belonged to the bossman.

For 20 years Parlock did this job. For 20 years he was particularly vexed by one employee, Rimjob. Every night Rimjob wheeled out a wheelbarrow covered with a tarp, loaded with empty boxes, and sometimes it just held Rimjob's lunchpail. Parlock knew he was stealing from the company, but he couldn't figure out what.

Finally, after 20 long years luck had it that they both worked their last shift the same night.

Parlock said to Rimjob, "Rim, man, I gotta know, I know you have been stealing something from this factory for the last 20 years, but I'll be gosh-darned if I can figure out what. Go ahead, tell me, I won't tell the Company, I just gotta know so I can go be a crank on Free Republic in peace."

Rimjob said, "Parlock, you fucking putz, I have been stealing wheelbarrows."