I think I just found out where republicans came from.

[pennylane100]

Science: Neanderthals "Had Sex" With Modern Man on Tuesday October 27, @07:44PM
Posted by samzenpus on Tuesday October 27, @07:44PM
from the strange-bedfellows dept.
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According to Professor Svante Paabo, director of genetics at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, Neanderthals and modern humans had sex across the species barrier. The professor has been using DNA retrieved from fossils to piece together the entire Neanderthal genome, and plans on publishing his findings soon. He recently told a conference that he was sure the two species had had sex, but still had questions as to how "productive" the relations had been. "What I'm really interested in is, did we have children back then and did those children contribute to our variation today?" he said. "I'm sure that they had sex, but did it give offspring that contributed to us? We will be able to answer quite rigorously with the new sequence." What remains a mystery is what Paleolithic brewery provided the catalyst for these stone age hook-ups.

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[11 Bravo]

1. I also remember when, as a child, I first discovered my sphincter.

It wasn't until later when I made the Republican connection.

[dipsydoodle]

2. They're actually grown

from Synagogue offcuts.

[Avalux]

3. Neanderthals and 'Modern Man'

or....aliens?? They produced something in between; Republicans have the Neanderthal traits. Makes sense to me.

[opihimoimoi]

5. Pubs are Basic ...survive and survivalists....together only to thrive but for the rest of us...fuck

off....

Notice their Level of discussions?? always low and divisive....They are doomed...the philosophy they embrace is fatally FLAWED

[BrklynLiberal]

4. I think that may an insult to Neanderthals. Those GEICO guys are gong to get you for this!!!