Is there is a prize in Journalism for someone who includes multiple inaccurate data and pretends to be writing a fact filled based opinion piece? If so, then I nominate Mr. Taibbi.
On the Nobel Prize for Occasional PeaceMatt Taibbi
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The Nobel Peace Prize long ago ceased to be an award given to people who really spend their whole careers agitating for peace. Like most awards the Prize has evolved into a kind of maraschino cherry for hardcore careerists to place atop their resumes, a reward not for dissidence but on the contrary for gamely upholding the values of Western society as it perceives itself, for putting a good face on things (in Obama’s place, literally so).
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Like for instance, we invade Iraq for whatever asinine reason was actually behind that decision, we stay there for, oh, seven years or whatever, and eventually it starts to occur to us that this is an extraordinarily expensive activity, pisses off everyone involved, destabilizes a whole region, and to boot puts the lives of countless innocent Iraqis and young Americans at risk, though of course this is the last consideration.
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So eventually someone will make the decision that this whole Iraq war thing is stupid, benefits no one, not even politically in the short term, and moves will be made to wrap up this idiotic business and bring everyone home. At which point someone making this dreary logistical decision will get nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, and that someone will probably win it, allowing us all to bask in the glow of our “peace-loving” values which prevailed in the end over hate and violence.
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Who knows, maybe Barack Obama’s award is already tied to that particular Iraq plotline. He was, after all, elected in part because his party, the Democratic Party, which had supported the idiotic invasion at the start, had lately decided to abandon the idea and present itself as being against this particular war.
This is what Barack Obama did to “earn” the Nobel Prize. He put the benevolent face back on things. He is a good-looking black law professor with an obvious bent for dialogue and discussion and inclusion. That he hasn’t actually reversed any of Bush’s more notorious policies — hasn’t closed Guantanamo Bay, hasn’t ended secret detentions, hasn’t amped down Iraq or Afghanistan — is another matter. What he has done is remove the stink of unilateralism from those policies.
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The Al Gore award, I don’t even want to go there. I went years thinking that the Al Gore prize was a joke someone was playing on me. I still can’t believe it really happened.
.....Even Gore, during the Kosovo war, boned up on his war cred before he got a prize for losing an election, growing a beard, and making a freaking movie.
http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2009/10/13/on-the-nobel-prize-for-occasional-peace/ I hereby inject the below certifiable Facts in the above OP-Ed:
"someone will make the decision that this whole Iraq war thing is stupid"
Yes, Mr. Taibbi....that someone was Barack Obama, back in 2002, before that war started. He called it just that; a Dumb war.
aka Fact #1: Obama wasn't in National Office at the time of the Iraq war Vote, so the only thing he could do was speak out against it...which he did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUV69LZbCNQ
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"moves will be made to wrap up this idiotic business and bring everyone home. At which point someone making this dreary logistical decision will get nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, and that someone will probably win it..."
Yes, Mr. Taibbi....that someone was Barack Obama, and yes, he already did win the Nobel Peace Prize.
aka Fact #2: We are in the process of getting out of Iraq, period. Obama gave a timeline, and to date, he is on schedule.
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"He was, after all, elected in part because his party, the Democratic Party, which had supported the idiotic invasion at the start, had lately decided to abandon the idea and present itself as being against this particular war."No, Mr. Taibbi.....the Democratic Party DID NOT SUPPORT the invasion of Iraq at the start....
House Democrats voted AGAINST the invasion, 126 to 81.....
http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2002/roll455.xml Senate Democrats voted for the invasion, 29 to 23.......
which means, if you'd bothered with the math as much as you did with the snark.....that a majority of congressional Democratic Party DID NOT support the Iraq War resolution....which means, again, you are incorrect.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4326183aka Fact #3: 126+21= 147 Congressional Democrats who voted against Iraq VS. 81+29= 110 Democrats who voted for the Iraq War. The Nays have it on the Democratic side, period.
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"He is a good-looking black law professor with an obvious bent for dialogue and discussion and inclusion. "No, Mr. Taibbi, Barack Obama is no longer a Law Professor, he is now the President of the United States and a Nobel Laureate (obviously to your great chagrin)...although, you were correct in noting that he is still Black, I don't remember that as being cited by the Nobel panel as the reason he won (so I'm not sure why you need to inject this fact, and in the way of more snark)....although based on the prejudice, hatred and the double standard that he has had to face in this country, I suggest to you that this would have been another very good reason. Please note that when busy ridiculing individuals who did not request to win a prize, that you at least include their accurate profession at the time of the win.
aka FACT #4: Barack Obama is President of the United States of America.
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"The Al Gore award, I don’t even want to go there. I went years thinking that the Al Gore prize was a joke someone was playing on me. I still can’t believe it really happened.
.....Even Gore, during the Kosovo war, boned up on his war cred before he got a prize for losing an election, growing a beard, and making a freaking movie." Fuck you too, Mr. Taibbi!
aka Fact #5: Since twisting the facts, and shading the truth were wrong when done by journalists during their push for war in Iraq, then it holds true that you, Matt Taibbi are just as wrong here too. period. Because certain facts are non-negotiable.
If one thinks disparaging Obama and Gore for winning something that they did not ask to win merits ridicule, than one has a problem...whether one will admit it or not.
Mr. Taibbi, your smugness in making false pronouncements earns you the below Award!
THEY WHO LAUGH LAST, LAUGH BEST!