Caption the Chimp! (photo)

[Sparkly]

I'll start:

"When I go like this, I can kind of keep my balance."

[R3dD0g]

1. That damned bathtub gin!!!

[Lindacooks]

2. God, Libby Dole sure looks like an old bat.

"Jeez - did the floor just shake, or was it me?"

[LisaL]

3. I believe I can fly?

[Sparkly]

6. That must be it!

She's singing it (or "Iiiiiii just wanna fly... Put your arms around me baby, put your arms around me baby.." OR "Fly me to the moon").

And he's doing the choreography.

[orthogonal]

4. Bush Demonstrates Flying Skills Learned in the Air National Guard

Bush Demonstrates Flying Skills Learned in the Air National Guard

[Placebo]

5. "I Did NOT HAVE Sexual Relations With THAT Woman!"

:P

[GeorgeBushytail]

7. I'm in doo-doo up to here

[newyawker99]

26. Hi GeorgeBushytail!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Clinton Crusader]

8. In answer to Sen. Dole asking *

so how tall ARE those pink elephants, * gestured with his hands rather than verbally answer.
:kick:

[Ravy]

9. So then I ordered these BIG PLANES to fly into these buildings....

MIHOP

[Sparkly]

10. "Safe!"

"I mean, uh, the world is safer! People wanna kill us at the whim of a hat, but the world is SAFE -- uh, safer!"

[jefferson_dem]

11. Hold on fellas, i'm gonna try and fart "hail to the chief"!

[newsguyatl]

20. LMAO

[Sparkly]

23. haHA -- Liddy's going "Lemme take a few steps back here and sing along"

Maybe they could "cut" a record. (bad one)

[RevCheesehead]

12. Officer, after I walk this line do I breathe into that thingy again?

cuz' that was real cool.

[liberal N proud]

13. Everything is alright, Carl Rove is going to pull somthing out of his hat

that will blow you away!

[SemiCharmedQuark]

14. Trying to walk the line to prove he's sober

[kanrok]

15. Wait....wait....I think I'm gonna cut one.

[RevCheesehead]

16. announcer: Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?

[NinetySix]

17. I'm a white guy...

...and I take no crap
when I deliver my

White Rap!

Liddy Dole: pfft! chhh! pffpfffpfff chhhh!

[AlCzervik]

19. LOL!!!!! very good! Love the liddy part.

[Sparkly]

24. hahaha

"I like, big, butts and I can not fly..."

[Cha]

18. Who's that ugly republican

Witch with him?

"This is how I'm going to glide in to home on Nov,2! NOT!

[AntiCoup2K4]

30. Sen. Liddy "carpetbagger" Dole (R - Kans...er uhhh, NC)

They haven't been able to chisel that goofy smile off her face since Bob started doing the Viagra ads.

[Sparkly]

21. You guys are cracking me UP!!!

Thank you for that! After a sad news day it's needed. :D

[Bok_Tukalo]

22. "OK Mr. President, now extend the index finger of your right

hand and bring it to your nose."

[spooky3]

25. *: "He's SAFE, dammit!" ED: "Ha ha, Mr. P., you're not at

the ballpark anymore...isn't that clever, everyone? How 'bout a big hand for our President!"

[Road Scholar]

27. Suffering from ED

"Oh my God, I thought he was talking about erectile dysfunction, he meant Elizabeth Dole!!!!! Maybe he meant both!!!!!!!!!"

[Ravy]

28. I believe Laura is a wee bit taller... YEP! Her boobs come up to HERE!

*hides*

[skip fox]

29. "No, no, Numbnuts! To pat your head and rub your belly at the same

time, you have to first put one hand on your head and the other on your belly. . . . Are you even listening??? . . . . Geez."