Evil Obama to GOP:"Pass Health Reform or I Blow up the Moon!"

[old mark]

Test bomb to explode soon-visible from earth!

"Let my enemies beware!", Obama said in his foreign accented voice. "Do my will, or no more moon!"

Top GOP Senator stated,"We's all a-scairt! He's gonna use a Chinese nukular bomb on the moon, the Socalist Librul foreigner, we cain't do nothin unless everyons sends us money!"

:nuke: :rofl:

(This is a joke - good morning!)

mark

[Renew Deal]

1. I thought this was a joke until I saw nukular.

Now I'm scared :rofl:

[old mark]

2. It's not really a joke -

I was forced to put that in by Obama's mind control.
He was dressed like Baron Samedi.....

:scared:

:rofl:

mark

[old mark]

3. Obama to bomb moon Friday AM! Republicans plead for help.

"Please send us money so we can give it to Jesus", said a top GOP Senator."Obama's evil hypnotic will is making America like them ferin countries- like Africa - with gumment health care 'n' stuff. Jesus hates health insurance, unless it's private"

President Obama was seen fixing the bomb impact spot vis a telescope specially installed in the White House.

Independent non-biased honest news service. You can trust us - we're on TV.


:nuke:

mark

[old mark]

4. Kick.

[paparush]

5. Obomba? (ps..its not a bomb, its an inert projectile) nt

[Engineer4Obama]

6. I said pass health care before the august recess

and they asked or what.


Now you see the power of this fully operational presidency!

You may fire when ready.

[Arkana]

7. You have paid the price for your lack of vision.

*fries John Boner and Mitch McConnell with Force Lightning*