Governor Sanford confirms that he will not be a candidate for President

[grantcart]

http://www.upstatetoday.com/news/2009/sep/23/sanford-says-he-still-has-work-do/

“I think if anything is off the table, it’s that I’m not running for president,” Sanford said. “It’s 100 percent believable now, which is the opportunity part… We may well be able to have a conversation on some issues rather than where Mark will climb the next political ladder.”



It really reads like a Twilight Zone Episode. It does illustrate how really dellusional these people are. For them reality is only a theoretical construct that can only be confirmed if they can find a biblical verse that makes it so.

[Captain Hilts]

1. I thought this was satire. I really did. nt

[grantcart]

2. That is the opportunity side

Now that you know that it is not satire you may spend the rest of the day wondering how really detached from reality a Governor of a state can be.


Everytime God closes a door Jesus opens a window (presumably the Holy Spirit is cleaning the chimney.) It is just one really busy Holy Trinity.

[joeybee12]

5. Yeah, like from The Onion...

...because I wanna say to this twit, yeah like there was ever any question!

[Claire Beth]

33. LOL - so did I n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

35. The Republican Party killed satire...

Let's face it. You come up with what you think is the most insanely funny incidence of hypocrisy, one that nobody in their right mind would confuse with reality, and it turns out the Republicans have already been there.

Exhibit A: The Will Ferrell video. It's the Republican Agenda!

[tledford]

3. “I think if anything is off the table, it’s that I’m not running for president,”

So Sanford *NOT* running for President is off the table. Guess that means he is running for President. Somebody should let Michael Steele know.

[PretzelWarrior]

4. did he just go "third person" on us like he's Michael Jordan or something?

[mascarax]

30. Why yes. Yes, he did.

Wow. This guy is somethin'. Just...somethin'.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. I personally think this country is ready for 2 first ladies.

:rofl:

[FSogol]

8. I dunno, we haven't seen his mistress' birth certificate yet.....

;-)

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. If it's any comfort to the birth-baggers

most Argentinians are white. :evilgrin:

[FSogol]

12. BTW, which Tick villian is in your sig? Can't remember his name.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

14. It's "El Seed" not to be confused with the legendary "El Cid". ;-)

[FSogol]

17. Thanks. I'll have to dig out my tapes and watch the series again. n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

19. You actually own the series? I've been thinking of getting it. it's been forever since I've

watched it.

[FSogol]

20. Yes, we taped it when it first aired. Not the best quality though.

It was my sons (and my) favorite show.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

21. "SPOON!!!" NT

[TwilightGardener]

7. What a weird manner of speech he has.

[Cha]

9. Oh come on sanford..get there and give

mitt and palin a run for their money.

[KansDem]

10. Here, or there? (nt)

[Arkana]

13. Heh.

Geez, Mark--what's the matter...you don't think your crazy base will forgive you?

[Nuclear Unicorn]

15. Such clear-eyed insights, truly this man is some sort of political savante

[iceman66]

16. Too bad,

it would have been fun to watch.

[LynneSin]

18. In other news - a bear shat in the woods

:eyes:

[ThisThreadIsSatire]

22. Vote 'Independent' -- Edwards/Sanford 2012! (n/t)

[grantcart]

24. Just watching all of the known first wives interact would be worth the price of admission

[IndianaGreen]

28. They will get the unfaithful vote!

What a team! The ticket of living in denial!

[SoCalDem]

23. really, Mark?? you needed to TELL us?

:rofl:

[zulchzulu]

25. DAMN! Sanford/Ensign was my GOP dream ticket!

How sad...

:rofl:

[Orsino]

26. He's a slow learner. n/t

[polichick]

27. Well, he's slightly less delusional than Psycho Sarah. nt

[trueblue2007]

29. LOL!! This CORRUPT, IMMORAL CREEP OF A MAN

I believe he'll burn in hell

[angee_is_mad]

31. DUH!!!!!

:shrug:

[Dappleganger]

32. He should campaign for the office of King

of Douchebaggery, afterall he thinks he is like King David.

[Arugula Latte]

34. But ... But ... he's the Best and the Brightest of the GOP!

Plus, he has international experience with regard to South America.

:(