Sorry I'm late this evening, everyone. I would have made it sooner but

[saltpoint]

spent most of the late afternoon phoning up professional tennis players and screaming vulgarities at them.

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1. Thank God, we were about to send out the search party.

No offense.

[saltpoint]

2. That would have been totally boss.

Flashlights, bullhorns, baying hounds...

[havocmom]

5. I even had a cadaver dog lined up, ya know, in case of the worst

Glad you showed up. Guess ol Stink Finder has the night off.

[saltpoint]

6. I'm known for my timing, dammit.

:hi:

[ruggerson]

3. what a coincidence

I spent the late afternoon swigging cognac out of the bottle and phoning seventeen year old pop singers and degrading them.

[saltpoint]

4. LOL!

[Hutzpa]

7. You Lie!!!

because I know you did not spent that much time there, I saw
the time sheet.



:evilgrin:

[EmilyAnne]

8. Obama just called you a "jackass." Off the record. nt

[saltpoint]

9. On of off the record, it hurts my feelin's.