Has the President spoken yet? Did I miss it? Where can I see it?

[GreenPartyVoter]

Editing to say that I am sorry to be such a flake and totally missed what date it was set for. :blush:

Never mind!

[JeffR]

1. Haven't you heard?

He spoke to a joint session of Congress next Wednesday. Ditched the public option. Explained how the death panels would work. Then finished up with a smirk and a hearty "Now watch this drive." Because after all, this is Bush's third term.

I'm surprised you missed it.

[Robb]

2. He also strangled a puppy on live TV. nt

[quantass]

3. and said "All Praise Allah!" using the sacrificial blood of the puppy as a gift

to Allah.

You missed all that??!?!!11 :shrug:

[emulatorloo]

6. That was the day (Sept 8th) that Obama gave his Socialist Manifesto to the school children right?

That is something I will never ever forget!

[Hutzpa]

15. Then said Heil Hitler

with hands out stretched....you didn't see that? c'mon, you mean to tell me
you missed it...:wow: an enlighten moment. :evilgrin:

[JeffR]

4. I knew I shouldn't have left the room to make a sandwich.

guess I'll wait for the YouTube.

[QC]

34. But his defenders on DU said it was OK, the puppy wanted to be strangled,

and anyone who objected was just a PUMA anyway who never got a pony.

[emulatorloo]

5. You forgot about when Obama went to that big union picnic on this coming Sept 7th

and told all the union folk that they could STFU about healthcare.

[JeffR]

14. Yes! And the following day he indoctrinated America's schoolchildren

into becoming Communist Fascist Muslim Corporatists. I don't know how this guy does it.

:o

[emulatorloo]

26. I beleive there are several ROBOTIC Obamas. Built by the socialist Disney Corporation

The one unveiled at the "Hall of Presidents" exhibit was the prototype.

This blitz is the first actual deployment of the others.

[GreenPartyVoter]

31. They learned that trick from Saddam and Kim Jung-Il

[Cha]

28. Now that's what I call

Cajones.

[azmouse]

13. And with a hearty laugh he set his birth certificate on fire!

I love our President....

[JeffR]

17. And lit a cigarette off it.

:fistbump:

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. And then set fire to Smoky the Bear! These children will be traumatized for life!

[JeffR]

22. They'll be fine once he gets them to the reprogramming centers.

Five minutes with Bill Ayres and Reverend Wright will calm their worried little minds.

[FrenchieCat]

7. First he had to shave off his Hitler mustache......

then he spoke....next wednesday.

The pundits are writing his speech as we speak,
and have told us what is in it,
and that is what we are currently arguing about.

Oh, yes....and I forgot; all is lost!

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Is it _next_ Wed? Thanks, I dunno how I missed the part about the date. :^( Shoot. Gotta wait

a whole other week now.

[FrenchieCat]

10. Actually, it's next Thursday......

He is shaving his mustache on Wednesday though. :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. Oh well, I can at least see the shaving gig on wed. I assume that will be televised to school kids?

:rofl:

[FrenchieCat]

16. Yes. He will also not show his Birth Certificate.......

and we all know what that means!

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. Yes, it means he will bring a gift certificate instead!

[HopeOverFear]

9. This thread is cracking me up

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Glad my cluelessness had some small benefit.

:P

[robo50]

20. This thread is keeping me sane, and laughing at the naysayers.

great satire, the mark of keen minds.

[alsame]

21. And Michelle showed up

wearing shorts and a sleeveless top with peace signs all over it.

[JeffR]

23. Screaming "Whitey! Whitey!"

[GreenPartyVoter]

24. And then they fist-bumped

[JeffR]

30. OMG. What will we tell the children?

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

[PA Democrat]

36. It's too late. Obama has already indoctrinated them.

They are all members of Obama's Youth Corps. and you'd better watch what you say because they are trained to turn in the names of all non-compliant adults, even their own parents!

[emulatorloo]

25. That outfit was based on a design originally worn by Eva Braun in the Führerbunker

although Eva's did not have peace signs on it.

[FrenchieCat]

27. It's called Bunker Wear, and Cheney's daughter designed it,

but you can buy it at WholeFoods; made in Paskistan by Osama Bin Laden!

[emulatorloo]

29. Wow! Good to know, because I thought Cheney Bunker Wear was only available with built in pacemaker

Additionally I think Michelle must have accessorized it with a belt to show off non-Cheney waistline.

[robo50]

33. Cheney bunker Wear should have had a built in microwave to fry

any pacemaker within 3 feet.

[Spazito]

32. I LOVE this thread!

It is hilarious and, GreenPartyVoter you have been great in chiming it on it as well! It is a light-hearted, funny thread that comes at the right time even if it was inadvertent.

[GreenPartyVoter]

35. LOL I still wish it was my Letter to the President thread that was making such an impression. We

need everyone we can get to call or write to him and the folks on the Hill about healthcare.

[noamnety]

37. You have to see it exactly at noon on Tuesday.

You have to see it live; it won't work right if you watch it a few hours later online. I think the motivation stuff in it goes bad like mayo if it sits around.

[GreenPartyVoter]

38. Oh noes! I have a doctor's appointment right before then. Maybe I can

go to Wal*Mart and change all their TVs so that they are playing the speech.