Two FREE handy handouts for upcoming Teabagger events

[zulchzulu]

September 12 is coming soon and what better way to join in the fun with the knuckleheads participating in Teabbag events than to have these two lovely handouts to give to anyone who dares to approach you.

This is for the healthcare program that so many of these people want to fight. They should take Bachmann's advice. Have a sharp razor handy if they want to do what she wants them to do:



Of course, (as seen before) you can always offer to have people sign up to get their government-run, socialized healthcare programs taken away. They fill out the form and you'll offer to mail the form to the proper office.



Feel free to use these anyway you want or just email them to those that might need to see them.

[livetohike]

1. I salute you

:patriot: Perfect!

[YOY]

2. You forgot that they want the money back that they put into it.

I've heard that on SS and Medicare. Office Freep wants it back. In one lump sum. Apparently he thinks medical insurace will be affordable when he is elderly because those companies really can compete reasonably!!!

I really think he should have that option. I REALLY DO. I REALLY want to hear him whine when he is broke and sick at 80 about being forced on the streets.

[zulchzulu]

4. They can get their money back after some deductions...

If they used roads, had a police or fire department in their town, went to public school, had clean water and perhaps went to the library (which would be doubtful), they'd have to pay a fee for those services. And of course, they wouldn't be able to use ANY of those services from any time forward.

[YOY]

6. Considering Office Freep has been in trouble with the IRS 2 or 3 times.

And had to declare bankruptcy twice...making any kind of financial reccomendation to him is beyond pointless let alone the rammifications of not paying taxes on the simplest of things such as infrastructure...

Yet he loves to tell the office immigrants/New Americans how to invest their money.

[Festivito]

7. Specify date at which socialized unlimited life benefits are to end.

Or age, age 90, age 100, age 70. Whatever they want.

Or they wish SS to calculate, showing work, how long they can continue taking the money at current rate until what they paid into the system is exhausted.

Wonderful idea BTW.

[zulchzulu]

8. That would involve them using basic math skills... the thought process is way over their heads

The most complex thing you can challenge most Teabaggers is who they hate the most... blacks or gays. Getting into a discussion about ages and using any 3rd-grade level math is simply not fair. It's just not the kind of torture we should allow.

[asdjrocky]

11. We should give them their money back

when we pay African Americans reparations for slavery.

[BOSSHOG]

3. After bush lied us into a war

I always carried military enlistment papers in my truck. Whenver I heard someone bleating on about how we had to go to war, patriotism, blah, blah, I offered them an enlistment contract and a ride to the Army Recruiting station. I was a total failure. Not one take. And surprisingly I did not hear from too many veterans who shared that fake patriot nonsense.

[Laelth]

5. Excellent. n/t

:dem:

-Laelth

[cliffordu]

9. I LOVE that form!!!!

Gonna use it, too, on my craptastic neighbor

[zulchzulu]

13. Guaranteed to make a Freeper's head explode n/t

[otohara]

10. The Form - Priceless

thanks for posting - when I attend another rally, I will hand this out to the protesters. Most of them are older, white and seething with anger. Easy to spot with their ugly, misspelled signage.

[asdjrocky]

12. Those are great.

I'm so happy I belong to a party with smart people in it.