The "birther" argument settled - what I received

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GREETINGS,

I AM NOT KNOWN TO YOU BUT YOUR NAME WAS GIVEN TO US AS BEING IN A POSITION TO RESOLVE AN ISSUE BETWEEN OUR TWO COUNTRIES. YOUR NAME, DUE TO DISCRETION AND INFLUENCES, AND OUR MINISTRY, OF SOCIAL RECORDS AND THE ACCOUNTING OF THE INTERIOR, OF THE JAMHURI YA KENYA (REPUBLIC OF KENYA).

I WRITE AS RAILA ODINGA, PRIME MINISTER, FROM NAIROBI, SEEKING YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION AS IT IS CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'.

WE ARE POSSESSED OF AN ORIGINAL DOCUMENT OF GREAT INTEREST TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE TRUE ISSUE OF A BIRTH CERTIFICATE FROM THE JAMHURI YA KENYA (REPUBLIC OF KENYA) FOR ONE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, NOW PRESIDENT OF YOUR GREAT COUNTRY, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

DUE TO GRANDFATHER LAWS UNDER THE BRITISH EAST AFRICA PROTECTORATE, UNDER WHICH BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA WAS BORN, HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE GRANDFATHER'S TO CORRECT AND LEGAL ISSUE UNDER THE REPUBLIC OF KENYA.

AND NOW, TO BUSINESS. AS WITH ALL SUCH MATTERS, TRANSACTIONS ARE NEVER STRAIGHTFORWARD. KNOWING THERE ARE INTERESTS ON BOTH POLITICAL SIDES OF THE SPECTRUM FOR THIS DOCUMENT, WE OFFER IT TO YOU FIRST, FOR INTERNAL POLITICAL REASONS. THE PRICE IS REASONABLE, BUT THE ARRANGEMENTS BEAR SOME TOLERANCE.

IT IS NECESSARY TO ROUTE THESE FUNDS THROUGH SOME SUBCONTRACTORS, REGRETTABLE AS IT IS. WE ARE ALSO CIVIL SERVANTS AND SO ARE LIMITED IN THE KINDS OF FUNDS WE CAN DIRECTLY RECEIVE. AS SUCH, WE PROPOSE THE FOLLOWING. NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE DOING YOUR COUNTRY AND POLITICAL PARTY A FAVOR, BUT YOU WILL BE DULY REWARDED AS SUCH.

FIRST, YOU MUST CALL 011 254 AND ASK FOR THE PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE, AND PROVIDE THE CODE WORD IN SWAHILI SENT SEPARATELY. WE WILL NEED YOUR BANK ROUTING NUMBER AND ACCOUNT NUMBER, TO WHICH WE WILL DEPOSIT $8,000,000.00 AS A GESTURE OF GOOD FAITH. UPON RECEIPT AND CONFIRMATION OF THE WIRED DEPOSIT, YOU ARE TO CONTACT (NAMED SEPARATELY) AND ADVISE THEM OF RECEIPT. THE DEPOSIT IS TIED TO A FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT TO ENSURE COMPLIANCE - FAILURE TO MAKE CONTACT WILL RESULT IN RESCENSION OF SAID DEPOSIT.

UPON ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT OF THE GOOD-FAITH PAYMENT, A FULLER AMOUNT, WHICH WILL NOT BE DISCLOSED HERE, WILL BE DEPOSITED AND SUBSEQUENTLY WITHDRAWN. THE TRANSACTION BEING MADE, AND THE DOCUMENT TRANSFER BEING COMPLETE, THE ARRANGEMENT SHALL BE OVER. $4,000,000.000 OF THE GOOD FAITH DEPOSIT SHALL REVERT TO KENYA, BUT THE BALANCE OF THE GOOD FAITH DEPOSIT (THE OTHER $4,000,000.00) SHALL REMAIN YOURS, TAX FREE, PER ARRANGEMENTS WITH YOUR GOVERNMENT.

PRIVY, WE ASK YOUR HELP IN THIS MATTER.

"HARAMBEE"
RAILA ODINGA
NAIROBI

 

[rateyes]

1. We should try to get this posted at FR

because we all know they would fall for it.

[CakeGrrl]

4. If you made those numbers more realistic, say

$800 and $400, I'll bet some would go for it.

It's disturbing how much some people will do to hang onto delusion.

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

7. They would not trust it for a moment

There's not a single misspelled word! :D

[complain jane]

2. Wow.

So you get the BIRTH CERTIFICATE plus four million dollars? Okay let's do it!

I wonder if any of the birther morons have actually fallen for this.

[Arkana]

5. Caps Lock Schlocks

[MercutioATC]

3. Why do people with great deals from foreign countries always type in all caps?

Odd that all of them have stuck shift keys...

[FatDave]

6. Because they're using Commodore 64's. (nt)

[ksoze]

8. Slack jaw pressing down on CAP LOCK key

[Ganja Ninja]

9. OMG!!! THIS IS HUGH!!! Someone needs to get this to Orly Taitz.

{Ping} or whatever :silly:

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10. DU fundraiiser is in order

if we want to own the issue