Parlock the Martyr loves DemocraticUnderground

[WilliamPitt]

A reader of mine apparently wrote to Parlock, and got the following response. Phil doesn't seem the type to stir up trouble. Or something. Notice from the mentioned attached picture how he took his children to another rally festooned with Bush signs. Ever see those women who use baby strollers as battering rams while walking through mall crowds? Sounds a bit like ol' Phil.

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Dave:

The dems dumb (democraticunderground.com) message board has thousands of comments on how they are going to discredit me.

they are desperate. a man and two children are a threat to the dems if the children hold up two signs in a sea of other signs.

here is a picture of my family and a friend in charleston at the 4th of july bush rally in Charleston.

We were quiet, peaceful and well liked by all around us till they saw the color of our signs, then we became the loathed opposition in their eyes.

There are still real people out there and I am one of them.

Thanks for your expressed concerns,

Phil

[wicket]

1. Oh, cry me some big crocodile tears, Phil!

:nopity:

[seabeyond]

2. in my house, resorting to calling people names, (dumb)

is a no no. whenever someone immediately resorts with name calling, says what the person is about

not impressed with phil?, or what he teaches his children. this is important in teaching and being an example for my children. carry it with me everywhere

[Akbar]

3. Is This Guy an Adult?

[skygazer]

4. Dear Phil

May I compliment you on your lovely family? I do have a question, though. We both know how vitriolic those Democrats can get when they see signs backing their opponents. After all, this was not the first time you've had problems with them. So why, I wonder, would you bring poor little Sophia with you and expose her to such a rowdy element? Surely, if you wanted to introduce her to democracy in action, it would make more sense to bring her to an event less inclined to get ugly.

Still, I'm sure you knew exactly what you were doing.

Regards,

etc. etc.

[theorist]

5. "There are still real people out there and I am one of them."

Sounds like we have a superiority complex on our hands. My reaction to this whole thing is that he has the right to go see Edwards, and, of course, he should take his children to see the future Vice President of the United States.

But that is no time to "support our President" by starting fights with people. It's only common sense. I wouldn't take a young child to the front of a bush rally and start waving around a sign that said "war criminal" on it. He knew what he was doing, he knows how partisan these events can be. He just wanted to get some attention.

[WinterStorm]

6. OMG Thank you for the message and comment that you made

"Ever see those women who use baby strollers as battering rams while walking through mall crowds?"

I thought that it was only me that disliked the women that used baby strollers to hit people with. That is one of my pet peeves.

Phil is one nutty man who is training his kids on how to hate rather early in life.

[Kierkegaard]

7. "Dear Phil,

Fuck you.

Dime store mannequins are real, too. The only difference is, they don't go around setting up phony photo opps for their political cadidate's benefit.

Tim"

[gratuitous]

9. He's just waiting for Fred Phelps to die

I foresee a move to Topeka in Mr. Parlock's future . . .

[Guaranteed]

8. You see? The perpetual victim.

Democratic Underground is out to get me!

[JI7]

11. yes

you would think considering how dangerous he claims the democrats are that he would not bring his kids around them. it's just more evidence he is a liar and set everything up to try to make us look bad and him look like a victim. the guys a total asshole. and he is really fucked up also.

[colonel odis]

28. typical republican. it's always someone else's fault.

i thought they were the party of personal responsibility......

[meegbear]

10. This Parlock guy is a threat to democrats everywhere!

We MUST continue to discredit him! He'll thwart our radical socialist agenda!

But don't let on how desparate we are!


BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[WinterStorm]

I am so scared

:scared:

I feel sorry for his young kids because they are being taught how to hate people.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. Democrats hate real people

Obviously.

"We were quiet, peaceful and well liked by all around us till they saw the color of our signs, then we became the loathed opposition in their eyes."

Well, yeah, Phil. That's the way it works.

[WinterStorm]

14. Jesus Christ

That old man fights like a girl.

Ouch!

[On the Road]

13. How George McGovern Handled a Heckler

Keep in mind this was when he knew he was not going to beat Nixon and had nothing to lose any more. McGovern landed in an airport and was greeted on the runway by a small crowd of supporters and one asshole carrying a Nixon sign and chanting "Four More Years!" He walked over to the Nixon supporter, put his arm around his should, and whispered in his ear: "I have a secret for you. Kiss my ass."

[Toucano]

24. And the way John Edwards handled one

Something to the effect of...

"Hold those signs up higher! Show everyone who we're here to defeat!"

It was more impressive when he did it, though.

[no name no slogan]

27. From "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72" no less!!!

That was one of my favorite bits in the whole book! IIRC it was a few days before the election, and Nixon was up by over ten points. McG had nothing left to lose, and so he laid it on the line for the Nixon supporter.

At least he didn't spread a rumor that Nixon was addicted to an exotic East African narcotic or anything...!

[mmonk]

15. Hey Phil

Your shameless explotation of your children is disgusting. To give a small child a sign for the opponent of a speaker's event in the middle of that speakers supporters is shameless. Take that sacrimonious crap to people who hate us and are as dishonest as you are.

[fudge stripe cookays]

16. Anybody else notice this?

"here is a picture of my family and a friend in charleston at the 4th of july bush rally in Charleston.

We were quiet, peaceful and well liked by all around us till they saw the color of our signs, then we became the loathed opposition in their eyes."

Huh?

[in_cog_ni_to]

19. He can't keep his lies straight.

:hi:

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[DemBones DemBones]

17. Hey, Phil, we DID discredit you. We showed that you have a

history of provoking confrontations at political rallies and playing the victim when people call you on your stupid actions.

I feel very sorry for the Parlock children, used as pawns to advance Daddy's agenda.

[Rambis]

21. Dear Phil

You may be a piece of trash but don't drag innocent kids into your games. They don't need this and can't make decisions on their own to attend or not to attend events. Take them to a Bushco rally instead of attending all the other rallies like the Dole rally in 1996 and the Clinton rally in 2000. By the way have you gotten rid of the gun you used to shoot into the headquaters yet? Just make sure you dispose of it where no kids can get a hold of it please.

[fishnfla]

25. Even the freeps were busting his chops for that

bringing a three-year-old to the event. Pretty damned irresponsible. Using her as a pawn, pretty damned immoral.

[Blue-Jay]

18. Cry me a river, Droopy.

Poor Phil. Always the victim of some Democrat's evil intentions.

[Guaranteed]

20. Still haven't seen anyone confront him with the shooting

that he was present at.

Betcha a million freakin' dollars that he was directly involved in it.

[LisaL]

22. And we still don't know

who the "union" guy is.

[LTR]

23. That settles it: This guy is a freeper!

His grammar is terrible!

[F.Gordon]

26. "a man and two children "??

Excuse my ignorance, since I haven't followed this that closely, but wasn't the "official" news story that Warlock was there with three of his children? Jus askin'

[ParanoidPat]

31. I would assume the 22 year old is considered an 'adult'......

......not that I would expect him to act like one considering who raised him! :evilgrin:

[MsTryska]

29. wait.....he went to a bush rally

and people wanted to jump him too?


or is he just not so gud at stringing 2 sentences..erm..together.

[yardwork]

30. ...and we love Parlock!

Parlock's stupidity revealed one of Rove's tricks.

[vetwife]

32. How long had he been here?

[gauguin57]

33. Parlock sez he got Penn State degree in 1979. He's not in yearbook.

Not that that means anything, but ... his resume says he received a bachelor's degree in science from Penn State university in 1979.

He is not in the graduating class in the Penn State yearbook from that year (maybe he was a winter grad, maybe he didn't get his pic. taken (but anyone who likes publicity as much as he does, you'd think they'd be in the yearbook).

I'm just sayin'


http://www.herald-dispatch.com/2004/April/05/LNtop1.htm

Phil Parlock

Age: 47

District: 3

Family: married; 10 children -- two at Marshall University, seven in Cabell County Schools and a 3-year-old at home.

Resides: 6900 Left Fork Merritts Creek, Huntington

Education: Attended high school in Pennsylvania; received a bachelor’s degree in science from Penn State in 1979.

Political experience: Fourth attempt at Board of Education.

Professional background: real estate salesman; worked in real estate appraisal, state and federal government.

Community service: Volunteer for Boy Scouts, NAACP, Junior Achievement, Huntington City Mission.

[VOX]

35. Anyone have any contacts in the Penn State registrar's office?

This would be interesting if Phil is not actually a degree holder.

[Zookeeper]

34. Say Will, perhaps your friend could send Parlock...

photos of those compassionate conservative gentlemen who attacked women during the Repub convention? The hair-puller pictured above, the Young Republican who yanked a woman to the ground and kicked her while she was down (and immediately denied doing it even though he was caught on video). Wasn't there another incident of a female protestor who was punched in the face by a big, brave Bush supporter? How about the grieving mother of a dead American soldier who gets arrested for daring to ask a question of Laura?

I'd say protestors at a Democratic gathering fare much better than anyone who expresses the slightest disagreement at a BushCo photo op.

[Cheswick2.0]

36. Dear Phil, Your children should be removed from you home

you are a scummy lying con man and you are going to turn your children into lying con artists too. There will be a time when they lie and con you and you are going to deserve it. However they deserve an ethical upbringing. I hope someone has the sense to investigate and take them away from you.

[troubleinwinter]

37. NAACP

I'd sure be interested to know if the NAACP can confirm this:

"...is on the Executive Committee of the local branch of the NAACP."

http://www.callmcguire.com/associates/agent-pp.shtml

[spanone]

38. This idiot doesn't deserve a thread.

Why would he be the opposition at a bush* rally? don't get it.