I heard Levi wasn't the father which is why he "dumped" Bristol.

[Hamlette]

The story goes that it is impossible/not safe/not accurate to take DNA prior to the birth of the baby so Levi agreed to stick around until the test could be done. The test was done and he's not that dad. So he left.

Would that be delicious? He got himself a tattoo of her name on his ring finger, McCain showed him around as the father/husband to be. She's promoting abstinence only while she's had more than one guy.

This is one of those rumors I want to be true. My source is a GOP "operative" definitely not a kook but this is kinda out there so I want to invoke "the two source rule" (I need a second, independent source before I spread the rumor without qualification.)

[jobycom]

1. I heard there was a different blind poet named Homer who really wrote The Odyssey.

[liberalhistorian]

2. "snicker"

nt

[DJ13]

4. He wasnt blind, but he needed glasses

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1V7wnZxPqok/RoSWoG5wf_I/AAAAAAAAFSc/mQLyvaz2KGM/s400/homer+math.jpg

[Lost-in-FL]

21. ...

:rofl: :spray:

[mwb970]

28. I heard that Shakespeare's plays were actually by some *other* guy named Shakespeare.

[zbdent]

44. Steve Shakespeare ...

[mwb970]

46. That's the one! /nt

[zbdent]

66. Think "Multiplicity" ...

but then, it doesn't speak well of me, if I keep calling everybody "Steve" ...

[GodlessBiker]

3. I heard that Francis Bacon wrote all of Shakespeare's sonnets.

[jobycom]

8. Yeah, and he misspelled the name of a Danish prince, apparently.

:rofl:

[fishnfla]

10. get your facts straight

Hamlet is a tragedy, not a sonnet

[jobycom]

35. Ha!! That's what I get for not paying attention all the way to the end of the line.

I stopped after "Shakespeare" :rofl:

[roguevalley]

45. Bacon. Hamlet. I can see the link.

[rateyes]

48. Now, that's

punny. :D

[monmouth]

14. I heard it was Shakespeare's sister who wrote most of his stuff...n/t

[Fovea]

23. Everyone knows

that Kit Marlowe was not really murdered, and wrote under Shaxper's name.

[damntexdem]

57. But it was Shakespeare who brought home the Bacon.

Or was it the Hamlet?

[Captain Hilts]

5. I heard that Paul is dead. I'm skeptical. nt

[scheming daemons]

6. You need to assess why it is that you care

:eyes:

[fishnfla]

7. I had a turkey sandwich for lunch

plain, no mayo or mustard. Pretty good

[Critters2]

13. And I should believe this, why?

:)

[fishnfla]

17. damn

burned by that 2 source rule again! Curses!

:P

[Sebastian Doyle]

9. Well, there actually was another kid who claimed he was the father of Bristol's kid

But this kid was African American, so I think we all would have known by now, had he turned out to be the father. On the other hand, I've never actually seen a picture of this baby. Maybe there's a reason for that?

[gauguin57]

18. Here's the baby! "Hey America! I had a baby before my high school graduation! Ain't it great?"

[mitchum]

60. A role model...or should that be "roll" model?

[nini]

11. I'm sure they broke up because Sarah didn't need him anymore

to promote young love and how those young parents were doing 'the right thing' by not aborting.. blah blah blah.

[Hepburn]

55. We have a winna! n/t

[ksoze]

12. Alex Rodriguez maybe? I heard that somewhere.

[Critters2]

15. !

:spray:

[gauguin57]

19. Funniest post of the day.

Made me giggle.

[LiberalFighter]

30. More likely Rudy. Well not if he dresses up as a woman.

[MNDemNY]

16. I heard that McCain is the father.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

22. .

:scared:

[MNDemNY]

25. EEEEEK!!!

[Zomby Woof]

McCain couldn't get it up

Even if Bob Dole personally gave him his private Viagra stash.

[MNDemNY]

27. Harvested and deposited with a moose antler, silly.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

29. Now you're really asking for it.

I can see it now: "The Fire MNDemNY Campaign continues in full force weeks after the controversial DUer refuses to apologize.... Now stay tuned for some police chases and shit......"

[MNDemNY]

32. Would I be crossing the line to bet that...

In 15 years, Piper will be "working the pole"???

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

34. That is so wrong on so many levels

yet I find myself laughing while staring at my monitor and telling my coworkers that "northing's the matter".

[MNDemNY]

36. We could start a "Knocked up Palin Pool" Pick a date, closest one wins.

Bonus if you pick which Palin. "Miscarriages" pay 50%

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

38. Question:

Do I win anything if my prediction that Tawwwwd gets his wife's best friend or sister pregnant comes to pass. Is that in a different pool altogether? It has been known to happen in such circles.

[MNDemNY]

40. I think that would be a different pool, but if he knocks up one of his girls, you win double.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

41. Oh no you

didn't! :wow: :spray:

[MNDemNY]

42. Oh, no prob, that is the norm up there. (With republicans) It's real cold.

[zbdent]

43. now you've gone and called McCain a pedophile!

at least, according to Sarah Palin ...

[MNDemNY]

59. So? Is that worse than a shit faced-republican?

[DrToast]

20. Levi would admit this if it were true

He'd love to stick to them.

[GodlessBiker]

24. Winning answer, I think.

[MNDemNY]

26. Unless $$$$ is involved.

[NV Whino]

31. There was another Elvis sighting recently, too.

[MNDemNY]

33. Where?

[masuki bance]

37. No way. How could this be true?

Sarah is the "real" Mom, they used Bristol to cover it up.

[RoadRage]

39. Nope..

Levi would have been the first to say this if it were fact.... anything he can do to distance himself from the Palins would be good for him...

Sorry, I think your source is incorrect.

[rateyes]

47. Who gives a shit?

[jmondine]

49. Wait a minute. If that's true...

... I still don't care!

[Rebubula]

50. This is important

Because people with no effect on our day to day lives matter....


Sheesh...

[Autonomy]

52. No post anyone has ever made on this website

has ever been important. Maybe someday, but not so far.

[AtomicKitten]

51. If true, that would be some juicy dirt.

My view is that Palin catapulted her family into the limelight for political gain. Bristol, an adult, gave out interview after interview, posing for magazine covers, but the piece de resistance was becoming the spokesperson for abstinence. In that regard, this gossip, if true, is surreal and relevant to their very public campaign on behalf of morality and abstinence.

[styersc]

53. FR Quality crap like this is below me and most folks here.

[Fly by night]

54. I heard that your father isn't really your father.

Care to comment? Or should I ask yo' momma?

As for most everyone else here, please take this juvenile crap somewheres else.

"I heard" is as bad as "Some people say". And it comes from the same place. That place is not here.

[burning rain]

56. Possibly the kid's Pat Buchanan's.

That might explain the oddly good press Buchanan's been giving Sarah Palin.

Or maybe Ron Paul shagged Bristol aboard the galactic mothership.

[Perky]

63. Why not just go for the the "B all end all" theory? Todd's the Father!

[camera obscura]

58. Is it the same GOP "operative" who said there was a Whitey Tape?

[newinnm]

61. And why does this matter?

[tabbycat31]

62. Maury Povich could answer this one

[vaberella]

65. Oh you're bringing back horrible memories of Georgetta the serial Maury guest. n/t

[davepc]

70. Indeed...

[Name removed]

64. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Ganja Ninja]

67. Who's name is on the kid's birth certificate?

How can we be sure the kid isn't a Muslim terrorist if we don't know who the father is?!! We need to inspect the birth certificate now!
:crazy:

[sisters6]

68. I heard that DU was a political forum -not a tabloid.

[pecwae]

69. Really?

[sisters6]

71. Yes, really, but admittedly, that was some time ago. Things

change as we all know.

[Beacool]

72. Is this what we have come down to?

Salivating at the prospect of a teenage girl having slept around with more than one guy and not knowing who the father is?????

Pathetic......

x(

[ChiciB1]

73. "I" Heard The Sun Won't Come Up Tomorrow... To "Me" That's Pretty Important!

Bristol & Levi?? ENOUGH of these people, I DON'T CARE if a PIG was the father! This is important, HOW???

Sorry for my rudeness, I generally don't go off like this, but I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of this Palin stuff!

:puke: