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KansasVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:10 PM Original message |
Damn Bank would not give me a loan!!!! |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
1. You should have told them you were going to buy a private jet n/t |
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AtomTan (189 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:13 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Call your Congressman. I understand they can make these things happen. |
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Shiver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. For $50,000? |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I didn't say |
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Shiver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:25 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. Sounds like a solid investment then |
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ejpoeta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:21 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. maybe it was a repo. :) |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:30 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Or maybe you bought from Sarah Palin on eBay |
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lurky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. Say you blew all your cash on "toxic assets" |
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Shiver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
5. Were you wearing pants? |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:21 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. I don't know about that |
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Shiver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:24 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. It only works for me if I get the female tellers or that one slightly creepy guy. |
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DeepBlueC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. You should have asked for a "bailout" not a"loan" |
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ejpoeta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
8. tell them you just want to borrow some of YOUR money. |
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avaistheone1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
11. You should have asked for $50 Billion, not $50,000. |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
12. $50,000? Well there's your problem right there. |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
15. You joke, but |
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CitizenPatriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
17. Did you ask for an earmark? |
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AtomicKitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 10:02 PM Response to Original message |
18. Those bastards! |
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Mayberry Machiavelli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
19. Reminds me of this: |
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cottonseed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 10:21 PM Response to Original message |
20. Tell them you're too big to fail. |
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