Ok, he's been president for 57 minutes, have you gotten your Pony and Pie yet?

[charlie and algernon]

Mine haven't arrived yet, but I'll be here all day in case they show up.

[ecstatic]

1. I checked my mailbox and my stimulus check isn't here

What gives?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Yep

At least the pie. It's a low carb cheesecake, and it came because I rolled up my sleeves and made it myself!

[cottonseed]

3. One second. Someone's knocking on the door...

[Rosie1223]

4. No, but then again,

my daughter has not been forced to have an abortion and my son marry a gay man either.

[bigwillq]

5. I'm still waiting for a dog.

:P ;) :)