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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:53 AM
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In all seriousness, Obama, I got a big problem with you
It's time to come clean.



Where the fuck is my pony? I know you have a silo filled with them somewhere and I distinctly remember you promising rainbows and ponies if you were to get elected. The rainbows I can do without but I really really need a new form of transportation to get me to and from work. I was thinking something that is rated at one horsepower, if you get my drift.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers soon.
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Erin Elizabeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:55 AM
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1. I was told UN trucks would go down every street
spraying people with the gay, and I haven't seen those trucks yet. Think of how awesome things would be! Where are the Gay UN Trucks, OBAMA?????
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Medusa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:56 AM
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2. Pie. I was promised Pie. Pie AND a Pony.
I want my pie and my pony. :evilgrin:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:56 AM
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3. I don't think I've been sprayed yet
I still have horrible taste in clothes.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:58 AM
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4. screw a pony, I want my Jetski
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:59 AM
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5. Motherfucker
You promised a Jetski? Hope and change, my ass. I'm so over this shit.

Outrage outrage outrage words on a screen RAWR!
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:00 AM
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6. Senator Edwards, is that you?
:rofl:
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armed_and_liberal Donating Member (78 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:15 AM
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7. After 8 years of listening to horseshit .......
you would expect to find a pony. sorry but with the GOP induced recession this the best we can do

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