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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:36 PM
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Damned terrorist al Qaeda Geese!
:rofl:

Terror alert level raised to feather!

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darmok167 Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:38 PM
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1. Only because of the circumstances...
...but ROFLMAO.
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:51 PM
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11. Or because of this?


Hardline demonstrators burn posters of U.S. President-elect Barack Obama, during a demonstration in support of the people of Gaza, in front of the Swiss Embassy in Tehran January 13, 2009.
REUTERS/Stringer (IRAN)




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darmok167 Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-17-09 08:25 AM
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22. huh?
I just meant that it I thought it was okay to laugh about it because everyone on the plane was okay.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:38 PM
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2. this quacks me up. LOL
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:39 PM
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3. The engine caught fire and they SMELLED some kind of smell....!!
The smell of a goose being cooked, perhaps?
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:41 PM
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4. Most likely kerosene due to the jet fuel no longer burning properly.
Doug D.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:48 PM
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9. Awww, come on....my speculation was much more amusing.
Sketchy AVGAS is no fun.

Particularly since the whole thing ended well. Or as well as it could, given the circumstances.
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SuperTrouper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:42 PM
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5. LOL!!!
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EraOfResponsibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:44 PM
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6. I'm REALLY surprised no one got video of the plane going down
with all the flip videos and videophones we got now, you mean to tell me NO ONE got video of this??? in NEW YORK??
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Phx_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:44 PM
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7. It was a trap. Damn Karl Rove.
Seriously, I'm glad everyone appears to be okay. What a difference a good pilot can make!
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:45 PM
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8. For the first time, I'm seeing the purpose of Palin types
How do we decrease the number of geese hanging around airports? :shrug:
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:52 PM
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12. With a BASH plan. Really.
BASH - Bird Aircraft Strike Hazard.

Some places use speakers that make noises, other places use border collies to harrass the birds.

http://www.detect-inc.com/bash.html

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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:58 PM
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15. A lot of airports use a "noise" cannon that they fire periodically to scare them off.
Where I learned to fly in Tullahoma TN, we used to have to buzz the runway first at night to make sure we didn't run into bambi. Deer were all the time getting onto the airfield at night.

:)
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:50 PM
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10. Goosama Bird Laden!
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:53 PM
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13. Some photoshopper needs to give him a thobe and turban! nt
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:56 PM
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14. Someone already did ... previously posted by EconomicLiberal...
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Sebass1271 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 05:10 PM
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18. I fell off my chair laughin!.. you guys are geniouses..
i am serious!!. .some of you should consider working for John Stewart..
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 05:47 PM
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19. Will be kind of hard to "waterboard" a water bird..
:rofl:
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Uzybone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 06:50 PM
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20. LMAO
That'll be Cheneys job, he is handy with a shot gun.
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Sebass1271 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 05:09 PM
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17. this is absolutely HYSTERICAL!!!!!!..
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 06:53 PM
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21. Someone else has improved on it...wait for it... Goosama bin Wadlin'
:rofl:
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Chicago1 Donating Member (560 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 04:59 PM
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16. Thank you for this hilarious post
I fell over LAUGHING. This was some nice comedic relief.


IMPEACH GEORGE AND DICK.
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