WHO here is planning on watching Chimpy tonight?

[FirstLight]

...I mean really, do I *have* to look at him or even hear his voice and his *snicker*...EVER again?

[bunnies]

1. I'm doing it.

And I'm going to do a shot every time he lies. :woohoo:

[Lucky 13]

10. Please put 911 on speed dial. You'll need to get treated for alcohol poisoning approx 10 min in.

[bunnies]

26. Good point.

Even sips of a drink might be too much. :rofl:

[awoke_in_2003]

54. Or at least ...

have a trash can handy to :puke: in (of course, you may puke even without the drinking)

[Fire1]

63. You're gonna be three sheets to the wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

[graywarrior]

2. Not me.

He's irrelevant

[tucsonlib]

65. I Was Going To,

But I decided I'd rather spend the time shoving sharp objects into my ears.....

[AlCzervik]

3. west coast here so he'll be on early so i'll be watching Cash Cab.

[gauguin57]

32. I LOVE Cash Cab! Every time I'm hailing a cab in NYC, I pray, "Let it be cash cab..."

Someday I WILL be on that show!

[AlCzervik]

38. I love Ben Bailey.

***swoon***

[gauguin57]

49. yeah ... that too ...

... CUTIE!



WANT A RIDE, LITTLE GIRL?

[AlCzervik]

52. Yes i do!

:D

[Avalux]

4. I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Want to see him go off on a tangent so I can laugh at the stupid little monkey. :D

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. I'll probably have to take a shit or do something more compelling tonight. nt

[Ilsa]

36. Well, a good dump is certainly more satisfying! nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

42. The ultimate would be to do it in the middle of the living room in the Bush compound

in Kennebunkport. Sort of a metaphor of what they've done to the country.

[Frustratedlady]

6. I will definitely watch it. It will be a reminder of how eloquent Obama is.

Besides, I keep hoping he breaks down and cries, "I lied...take me to the Hague...it is only right! Forgive me!"

Then, I can yell, "Forgive you? In your dreams! Take him away!"

Now, I feel better.

Thank you very much!

[hlthe2b]

7. CSI still on? Grisholm's last episode...

:evilgrin:

[onehandle]

8. We are. Tonight will be the big confession.

"My fellow Americans, I voted for Barack Obama because I wanted to screw John McCain over, just one more time."

"smirk"

[bunnies]

9. bwwwahaha!

I would pee my pants if he said that. Oh and It'd be worth it! :spray:

[TTUBatfan2008]

14. That would be fucking classic...

ROFL!

[Ilsa]

39. Now that's the funniest thing I've read in awhile! nt

[tridim]

11. I just want to hear Tweety and KO trash his ass afterwards.

:evilgrin:

[onehandle]

13. Yep. That's good teevee. nt

[City Lights]

46. Now *that's* worth watching! nt

[Autumn]

I haven't watched him in seven long

years, I'm not going to start tonight.

[Dennis Donovan]

12. I'll watch... and I'll wretch... and then I'll cry...

...remembering the thousands dead because of him.

[TrogL]

15. I thought the one a few nights ago was supposed to be the "last" one

How may more of these are we going to be subjected to?

The last one made me want to throw things and I can't afford a new TV right now.

[AyanEva]

16. I probably will

Just so I can have the satisfaction of throwing my shoe at the TV. I'll throw a ballerina flat so as not to break the screen.

[RaleighNCDUer]

17. I might -

'W' is still playing at one of the local theaters.

As for watching the farewell speech tonite? I've not watched any of his speeches since 2004, and see no reason to start now.

[AyanEva]

18. They're good for drinking games.

[cliffordu]

19. Not me. I can see chimpanzees beat off anytime I want to down at the zoo.

[DevonRex]

20. I haven't watched him yet and I'm not gonna start now.

He makes me :scared:

[Arkansas Granny]

21. I don't plan on watching. I'm convinced that listening to his voice

elevates my blood pressure to unsafe levels.

[Jack Rabbit]

22. Not I

He's hasn't told the truth yet and I don't expect him to start now.

[WI_DEM]

23. this will be the first time I will have watched a chimp speech during his entire presidency

because he's leaving.

[polichick]

24. Not me - but I'll watch Rachel Maddow afterwards. She'll sum it up nicely.

[Cha]

37. Right..and I bet

Jon Stewart has a few choice clips to comment on.

[polichick]

70. Turns out, I couldn't resist - now I can't wait to hear Keith and Rachel!

[Cha]

74. You may have seen this but

I hear this review of Tweety's is suppose to be good. I'm going to watch it now.

Sorry, forgot link..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8092830

[polichick]

75. Thanks - he seems completely disgusted, and rightly so!

[stuntcat]

25. probably

If they play it on Newshour I'll watch it. If I have to pick between Jim Lehrer and George Bush I might pick Jim :loveya:

[wryter2000]

27. I haven't watched him for years

I'm kind of curious about how delusional he'll be. I may watch until I start screaming so loud the neighbors can hear me.

[Harry Monroe]

28. Now why the fuck would I put myself through that??

Think I'll masturbate instead.

[Auggie]

29. I will. There might be a Nixon moment.

[crimsonblue]

30. I am.

I'm going to miss the guy. He was an articulate, honest, caring President, and our country is better off because of him.

[Harry Monroe]

53. Didn't you forget to add something to your post??

Something like this?: :sarcasm:

I really hope so.

[crimsonblue]

76. Nope

Bush was totally awesome.

[PatSeg]

31. I am

This is history and I am a witness. I am glad to leave all this behind me, but I don't want to forget.

[gauguin57]

33. It's the end of an era. So yeah, I'll watch. It's only 15 minutes out of my life.

And he'll be gone next week. So what the hell?

[awoke_in_2003]

55. you spelled "error" wrong

:)

[blue_onyx]

34. I may have it on in the background while I'm online..

waiting for him to go away so I can watch my television shows.

[jberryhill]

35. Hmmm.... I was planning on trimming my cuticles tonight, sorry

Then I'll have my hands full with flushing out some earwax that's been bothering me this week.

Just too many higher priorities here, m'fraid.

[jillan]

40. Keith is going to be the commentator tonite for chimp's speech (on msnbc)- that will be worth it.

[Phx_Dem]

41. ...

:rofl:

I'd rather stick a fork in my eye.

[Aristus]

43. I'm sure I could find something more interesting, more rewarding and more productive to do.

Scrubbing a bus station toilet comes to mind...

:hurts:

[sohndrsmith]

62. I was hoping you'd have a gem of a retort when I clicked on your post - and you did! : ) n/t

[Aristus]

73. You've been enjoying my posts?

How nice! Thank you. :-) :hi:

[Vinca]

44. I'm going to watch for one reason only -

to get Olbermann's jokes after the thing is over.

[sohndrsmith]

64. skip the speech and watch Olbermann anyway. The thing will be on Youtube and re-run

everywhere, so you'll always be able to see the speech, but doing it live will just add to viewer numbers. He shouldn't have anything to spin if he gets high numbers - especially since most are probably watching out of disgust - like a train wreck.

Just a thought...

[City Lights]

45. His television appearances have been more entertaining

than usual lately, however, I still prefer to catch the "highlights" after it's over.

[H2O Man]

47. I am.

I think it's kind of funny that a guy who has pretended that he didn't care what people think of him is trying to convince the public that he really wasn't that bad.

[ejpoeta]

48. i figure why bother. could just tape one of the other gems and replay it

he always says the same thing. LOL! who knows, maybe this time will be different, though i doubt it. sincerely doubt it. i wonder what his father REALLY thinks of him. i mean, he basically ruined jeb's chances for president.

[ChiciB1]

50. Not On Your LIFE!! Hope He Has The WORST Audience EVER!

Made a big sign for my yard that says... The Reign IS OVER! FINALLY!! Eight Years TOO LONG!!!

[MoonRiver]

51. ...

:puke::puke::puke:...nuff said?

[bitchkitty]

56. Nope. I would, but I'm already feeling nauseated today. n/t

[FirstLight]

57. You guys rock,

:rofl: I , too would either scream or get so riled up I would :puke:

...but Keith, Rachel and John Stewart (mmmm, jewhunk! :loveya: )
yes, the will be much easier to take


god, can tuesday get here ANY slower!!!!!
:tweek:

[eleny]

58. I will

I didn't think I would but I want to watch his latest Epic Fail.

[senseandsensibility]

59. No, but keep this thread going

The comments are always hilarious.

[sohndrsmith]

61. keep the thread going - maybe more people will tune the miscreant out... n/t

[sohndrsmith]

60. NO WAY - I hope people refuse to watch it - he doesn't deserve the attention or

anything to boast about regarding high viewer numbers. Dismissing him is one of the few things we can do that would send a clear message to this destructive post turtle (I know that's a contradictory insult, but I like calling him that so there you go).

I'm about to change the channel... I hope he doesn't talk long. No way will I watch. I will watch the following assessments (can't wait for Olbermann's take) but he doens't deserve my time or attention and I won't waste it or add myself to his audience numbers....

[sohndrsmith]

66. I hope there's something good on the Animal Planet... n/t

[sohndrsmith]

67. I'm in luck - they're discussing SLOTHS! Thank goodness I have something worthwhile to watch : )nt

[Hokie]

68. Shrub: "Ah, 911 those were the good ole days."

Everybody liked me then.

[truebrit71]

69. I am...savouring the fact that this is the very LAST time that asshole will be addressing..

..the nation from that house...

And boy he's mighty pleased with himself isn't he?

I will soooooooooooooooo NOT miss this smirking chimp...

[Glimmer of Hope]

71. I just gave him my last one finger salute.

[truebrit71]

72. I used both hands to salute him...

...