Why can't Obama close the deal?

[Renew Deal]

The election was on November 4. It's now January 15 and Obama still isn't president. This proves once again that Obama can't close the deal. I mean, how long does it take to become president if the election was 2 months ago? I am scared and concerned. Now I have supported Obama diligently, but if he loses Pennsylvania by more than 10%, I'm supporting someone else. Hold me.

[mucifer]

1. john mccain is your man!

[Thrill]

2. What time does the Daily Tracking Poll come out?

[Renew Deal]

3. BREAKING: Rassmussen Obama 46-45 McCain

HOLY SHIT!!!!! :rofl:

[DevonRex]

8. FOX has it McCain 73 Obama -54 and God 20.

[Jennicut]

14. NOOOOO! No more polls. Those used to give me nighmares in the middle of the night.

I would wake up and go, OMG, I forgot to check Rasmussen or Gallup or whatever. No more. I overdosed on polls.

[DevonRex]

16. Heh heh. That really was evil of me, wasn't it? But I thought the God vote

was interesting. :evilgrin:

[NYC_SKP]

21. The "Bradley Effect" will wipe out any sense of a lead that Obama has.

You do realize that, don't you?

[DevonRex]

22. What was I thinking????

So, it's between McCain and God now.

:rofl:

I swear I'm laughing all the way from here to inauguration day. Haven't had so much fun in years. :) Even the downer people can't dim my happiness.

[Lucky 13]

15. Zogby has him down by 10

[onehandle]

4. He sucks.

Nader 2012.

or Palin.

[islandmkl]

5. are they still recounting? where is the SCOTUS? there HAS to be an answer!!

i knew he was lying when he said he 'wanted to be President'...he just wanted my money...

[treestar]

6. Ah, the good old days!

:rofl:

[DevonRex]

7. Hoo boy. Colorado is gonna be a nail biter. If he can't sway

the voters here, I'm out.

[BeyondGeography]

9. A solid 27% opposes his recovery plan, and most of them are blue collar whites

:scared:

[DevonRex]

10. Oh Noes! Not teh blue collar people! They scary.

[AyanEva]

11. Oh man...

I don't know about Philadelphia. I'm not sure we can turn out enough support to swing the state blue. I'll try and register some more voters when Obama visits this Saturday. You wouldn't believe the security for the event! You'd almost think that he was President-Elect or something. Well, one can dream. I don't think we'll be able to win this time around, guys. :(

[NYC_SKP]

12. He'll never get those working class voters. America's not ready for this.

And he's a mooslim!!!! :rofl:

[AyanEva]

13. No no no

He's a muslin.

[last_texas_dem]

19. McCain: "No, no he's not."

Wild-haired lady: "He's not?"

[NYC_SKP]

20. "As far as I know"

Oh, wait, that wasn't McCain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFREDHB-nQ

:hide:

[AyanEva]

23. RRROFL

In my head I was picturing the SNL spoof with the lady wandering around the set. *dies*

[Berry Cool]

24. No, it's all those racist rednecks in Ohio.

They'll NEVER vote for him. :rofl:

[EraOfResponsibility]

17. This thread has me DYING

:rofl:

[Solomon]

18. Don't forget! Bill Ayers Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko, Tony Rezko,

Bernadine Dorn, etc. etc. etc. The election is not over yet because they are still investigating his associations.

[Berry Cool]

25. Also, better check the kerning on that birth certificate one more time.

Say, wait! That font wasn't around back in 1961!!!!

[boppers]

26. Maybe he could make Hillary his VP?

Would that help?