Why hasn't Obama fixed America yet, goddamnit!

[zulchzulu]

I voted for Obama.

And now look!

No gay marriage yet! The bastard! He's in Hawaii! Getting tan!

No end of violence in the Gaza Strip yet! The jerk! He's in Hawaii! Mr. Fancy Pants with his Blackberry!

No return to economic good times yet! The loon! He's in Hawaii! Why not in the White House?

No universal single payer healthcare for everyone yet! The freak! He's in Hawaii! Reading papers or whatever!

No complete withdrawal of troops in Iraq yet! The nincompoop! He's in Hawaii! With his family!

No end to war in Afghanistan yet! The mooncalf! He's in Hawaii! Eating Tuna on 12-Grain sandwiches!

No end to global warming and climate change yet! The tomfool! He's in Hawaii! Talking with his future cabinet!

What the hell is going on here!

Oh wait... it's not January 20th yet.

Never mind.

[AtomicKitten]

1. * snort *

Happy New Year!

[zulchzulu]

23. AK! How can we wish each other a happy new year when the World still has problems!

Hmm... a song idea...

Actually, Happy New Year to you, even if it won't be absolutely perfect...

[AtomicKitten]

26. I shall keep my light hidden under a bushel.

I don't think I'm doing it right ...

[FrenchieCat]

2. I suggest we tar and feather him while he is still in Hawaii!

I don't think we should delay this until he is sworn in. :sarcasm:

[bdamomma]

4. tar and feather should be for the occupant who is still in the WH.

[polmaven]

10. OOOO!

Pretty OSTRICH feathers would be great!

[tammywammy]

19. LOL!

:spray:

[JuniperLea]

3. Yeah! WTF?

Why is he resting up, giving quality time to his family, and making sure to keep fit!?!

It's like he's getting ready for a big job that will take a lot of mental and physical strength or something. Sheesh!

[Patchuli]

5. Oh yeah, it's only December 29th...

it's sure dragging right along, huh?

K&R! I love this for the whiners who can't wait to criticize him!

[zulchzulu]

36. Handwringing about Obama is already in fashion for some...

...it's fascinating how it's been turning out so far. People will have their eyeballs exploding if the World doesn't turn into Utopia by April Fools Day, 2009.

[Patchuli]

38. It took *Co 8 years and the rethug Congress

even more years to fuck things up this good. It's not going to change overnight and no one person can do that. Obama has promised that 'Yes, WE can' not 'Yes HE can.' These detractors would be better off putting this energy towards the 'WE' part and not into whining.

[Uzybone]

6. Recall Obama now!!111!!

isn't he tanned enough anyways?

[JNelson6563]

12. Impeach now!

www.kneejerkreactionaries.com ;-)

[zulchzulu]

14. You have a point. He's already tan and STILL goes to friggin' Hawaii!

Game. Set. Match.

:crazy:

[Cyrano]

7. Things could be worse. If he'd been wearing a speedo the

Republicans would already be shrieking for his impeachment.

[Terran]

15. Oh now you put that image in my mind...

and I'll never be rid of it while he's in office. Thanks. No, really, thanks!! :hi:

[Phx_Dem]

8. I know. It's so disappointing that he hasn't changed the world,

and particularly changed it to exactly how the progressives want things to be. So what if he hasn't even been sworn it yet. It's just rude, and disappointing!!!!

I should have voted for the McNasty and Sarah Palin. Then everyone would be happy.

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[NJmaverick]

9. DAMN IT! The streets are still not paved with gold!

I still have to work for a living! That Obama he let us all down!!!

Oh noes!!!!1!!!!

[ellisonz]

11. "The horror! The horror!"

[Political Tiger]

13. What the hell is he waiting for?

To become president or something?
:sarcasm:

[firedupdem]

16. I knew he would be a big disappointment, thats why I didn't vote

for him. You worshipers are creepy. He's picked all the wrong people, fucked up with warren, has done nothing about the current conflict, now he's in hawaii. Told you about your messiah. And he smokes and that will make the rest of the world smoke. He's an asshole!

Fuck your picture threads too...nobody wants to see those jerks.


:crazy:

[Bobbie Jo]

17. Let's get this F*CKING show on the road, ppl.

Like...Yesterday!

I'm not getting any younger out here. :*

[Ikonoklast]

18. I WANT MY PONY NOW!!!!!!1111!1!!!!

*stamps feet*


Oh, wait. He's a politician, not my daddy.

[zulchzulu]

22. I swear I remember him giving everybody a pony! And a free Lincoln log condo!

And then what about the new Blago wig!

I coulda used that for the Christmas dance...

[shellgame26]

31. "the new Blago wig!"

:rofl:

[zulchzulu]

32. It's perfect for those cold winter days

Why do you think Blago wears his hair like he does? Ever been to Chicago near the lake in winter? It's friggin' cold!

[Shiver]

20. THE BASTARD!

I knew it, I goddamn knew it! Bush still hasn't been arrested, I still have a shitty job, and that big pile of straw in my basement has yet to be spun into gold!

I have my torch and pitchfork ready! Lets march on Hawaii and force him into the Oval Office! Who's with me?!

[Hellataz]

21. LOL!

I'm glad sarcasm isn't lost at DU.

[ProSense]

24. Anyone who has already made a negative judgment about Obama's Presidency

will most likely be disappointed throughout his entire term.

[Number23]

25. Truth and nothing but the truth

Anyone who has already made a negative judgment about Obama's Presidency will most likely be disappointed throughout his entire term.

Simply the absolute truth...

[and-justice-for-all]

27. I know! whats the hold up?! nt

:sarcasm:

[DevonRex]

28. Oh, he's SUCH a disappointment!!! :)

[zulchzulu]

30. Ever notice how the word "disappointment" looks French? We hate the French too, right?

So many things to have an uproar about that it just gets confusin'...

[uponit7771]

29. K&R

[Danascot]

33. Yes We Can!

[mopinko]

34. well, bush is awol again. and he did promise to change the world.

i was listening to the cd that they sent out, where there are snippets of speeches interspersed with the music. and they have that little bit where he says "one voice can change a room. and if one voice can change a room, then one voice can change...... one voice can change the world." so, i have it right here. it is his voice. it is an official campaign recording. he said he was gonna change the world. he didn't say ANYTHING. about waiting until jan 21.

[WinkyDink]

35. Heckuva job, Obama.

[davidpdx]

37. OH THE HUMANITY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Obama is already the worst President even and he hasn't been sworn in yet. :sarcasm:

Seriously though, a big hats off to the OP for the humor. DU seriously needs some as of lately.