I'm not gay, but I think it's time...

[Writer]

that we take a break from fighting each other and have a goddamned beer together.

:beer:

For Christians: Merry Christmas!

For Non-Believers/Atheists/Agnostics: Merry F'in' Christmas!


Cheers!

:toast:

[valerief]

1. Uh, good sentiment, but what about non-Christians and non-non-believers?

Maybe the olive branch can be extended to all. Fuck Billo the Clown. Happy holidays to all!
:hi:

[TomInTib]

2. I'm drinking a Negra Modelo right now.

Actually, it's my third or fourth.

But, Hey!, it is almost a quarter after three.

[KansDem]

5. Yeah? Well, it's quitting time here at the library...

I'm going home to a glass or two of...


...followed by some...


:9

[TomInTib]

6. I'll be the long-haired guy in jeans and boots, sitting on the steps.

I'll bring a guitar, too.

[KansDem]

7. And I'll get my banjo!

But only after a few beers first...

[KansDem]

3. You buyin'?

Then count me in! :beer:

No, really. I'll buy the next round!

I'll even throw out the first joke to lighten things up a bit:

What's the capital of Alaska?
Juneau
No, that's why I'm asking you!
:rofl:

[Mike 03]

4. Cheers, my friend.

I'm going to crack open a Heinekin and try to enjoy what little remains of the holiday season.

[Sebastian Doyle]

8. Beer is always good

:beer: