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madmadmad Donating Member (368 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 03:53 AM
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it is easier for a pig to pass through the eye of a needle, than for rick warren to enter heaven.
yeah, i know- the bible says camel, but did you see that dateline interview?
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 04:00 AM
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1. I did not see the Dateline interview, but
I like your use of pig instead of camel. :evilgrin:
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 04:06 AM
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2. Isn't it "easier for a pig to enter heaven than rick to pass through the eye of a needle?"
or a doorframe? or a VW Bug?

He needs to go to his cell & whip himself for the sin of gluttony.
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madmadmad Donating Member (368 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 04:15 AM
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3. the image of that pig stuck in a vw bug made me laugh! thanks for that- i'm pretty riled up tonight!
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lutherj Donating Member (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 04:19 AM
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4. What if the pig has lipstick? nt
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elocs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 04:49 AM
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5. The good thing is that none of us, neither Republican, Democrat, or fundy preacher
gets to decide who may enter heaven, if there is a heaven.
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 04:53 AM
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6. Bwahahahahahaha........
Good point :rofl:
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 05:06 AM
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7. Rick has the cash to buy a bigger needle!
Rick's already bought and paid for his way into heaven. He's got a penthouse suite on Jerry Falwell Blvd!
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dkf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 05:18 AM
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8. I dislike when the right tells us who will go to heaven.
I wish we wouldn't do it either. All this condemnation sure does feel familiar though. Ugh.
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madmadmad Donating Member (368 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 05:43 AM
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9. it's a joke, not a judgement. i don't believe in heaven or the book of fairy tales called the bible
but i will condemn the man for espousing hatred while on this earth. not ok.
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dkf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 11:45 AM
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11. Well aren't we espousing hatred of Rick Warren on this board?
Sure feels like it.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 11:53 AM
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12. Passing judgement on judgement much?
Simple criticism, which is actually based on outrageous behavior full of hate itself is not espousing hatred.
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madmadmad Donating Member (368 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 01:12 PM
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13. YES, I HATE HIM. HE IS TRYING TO DEHUMANIZE ME. I HATE HATE HATE HIM.
AND IF HE WERE DOING IT TO YOU, YOU MIGHT HATE HIM TOO.
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:27 AM
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10. Some scholars have pointed out that the words for camel and rope
in early versions of the New Testament differ from each other by a single letter, like cat and cut. They think that it may be a copying error. Makes sense to me--an analogy of trying to put a rope through a needle is much more understandable.
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