Freakers new "Master Plan"....Boycott Hawaii

[maxrandb]

I know, I know, I KNOW!!!! We should all just ignore the Freakers and their "batshit crazy" "Obama's not a Natural Born Citizen, but even if he was, he wouldn't be qualified because his father was a British Subject and he moved to Indonesia and he was born really, really, really far away in Hawaii and his mom hadn't been here for 10 years and Hawaii's not really a state (just look at how far away it is...and it's not like Alaska, because you can get to Alaska by Chevy, but you'd need to swim really far to get to Hawaii)"....crap!, but this shit is just toooo funny to ignore

Oh no! Freakers are going to boycott Hawaii.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2145030/posts

Posted on Monday, December 08, 2008 14:22:28 by Judges Gone Wild

I just phoned the State of Hawaii Dept. of Health. I told the lady that they had decided for the rest of the states that we are a nation of men, not laws. Hawaii has decided for the rest of us that Obama need not prove that he is an American citizen because Hawaii has sealed his birth records. I pledged to boycott products made in Hawaii and to never set foot in Hawaii. Then I wished her Merry Christmas. Here is the contact info: [phone]. Kinau Hale, 1250 Punchbowl St., Honolulu, HI 96813 CANCEL YOUR VACATION! HIT THEM IN THE POCKETBOOK!

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How come I get a visual of some Freaker standing at the local Walmart refusing to buy Hawaiian Tropic Sun Tan Oil, or buying Kool Aid instead of Hawaiian Punch!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. I can see Hawaii rejoicing as we sit.

Now, how can the rest of us get in on this?

Remember, these folks love someone for president, who thinks that Africa is a country.

[roguevalley]

41. more pineapple, sunshine and beautifully friendly people for the

rest of us.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

48. hear hear! there there, here here, please please.

[hlthe2b]

2. How can Colorado similarly insult them?

Inquiring minds desperately want to know. :evilgrin:

[Fridays Child]

12. Sign me up for Arizona!

If there's a way to keep this state free of trash, I want to help. :)

[quakerboy]

52. I think Oregon would sign on, if you figure it out...

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Oh, my freakin God. That's hilarious! Their kind of scum aren't wanted in Hawaii, anyway.

Hawaii is a beautiful place full of beautiful people, multi-racial and multi-ethnic. Everything that freepers hate and fear.

Plus all that water. We all know that freeps fear bathing, and swimming is purt-near washificatin'.

[Bluestar]

4. Terrific--no freepers in Hawaii? Lots more room for the rest

of us to enjoy paradise. Really, how ignorant can you get?

[zulchzulu]

46. A Freeper-free Hawaii makes it quite tempting to move there

I remember a couple Freeper types in Lahaina a while back at that one bar right on the beach... the worst part was that they sang off key to Jimmy Buffett songs and had some shitty weed from Jersey....

[Maestro]

5. The pollution just got better in Hawaii

:)

[Alter Ego]

6. Hmmm...

I wonder how the poor woman at the Hawaii Department of Health reacted?

I bet she put him on speaker and let all her friends laugh at him. What a pathetic little man he sounds like.

[silverweb]

44. That was my first thought.

I'll bet everyone in that office had a good belly laugh.

Freepers aren't good for much, but they can certainly be entertaining. :D

[BOSSHOG]

7. And a "freaker" using a pay phone at Wal-Mart to make his call to Hawaii

[atreides1]

8. Good

It just means one less stupid idiot polluting the streets of my home state.

[JimWis]

9. Actually I am glad you didn't ignore the Freepers. I always enjoy

a good laugh each day. I can see it now. They all cancel their supposed vacations to Hawaii. The State of Hawaii goes financially belly up.
:rofl:

[tabatha]

10. Thanks for the laugh.

They are the laughing-stock of the nation.

[JenniferJuniper]

11. A Freeper-free state? Sounds like paradise to me. n/t

[maxrandb]

23. As if Hawaii couldn't get any better!

How do we get them to boycott Virginia (my current home) and Ohio (my once, future and always home)??

Didn't they all threaten to move to Alabama or Mississippi once? Sorry to my Southern DU brothers and sisters.

Guess there will be no more Macadamia Nut cookies served in this Freeper's mother's basement.

[stopbush]

13. We should give Hawaii back to Finland!!!

My best attempt at freeperdom...

[Renew Deal]

14. Boycott Pineapples Right F***ing NOW!!!!

:D

[jberryhill]

21. I burned my ukelele, my grass skirt, and all of my Don Ho albums!

Book 'em, Danno. Aloha also means "goodbye".



Somebody ought to put together the Great Big List Of Things Freepers Are Boycotting. I think you'd find out they are probably living on tree bark and wallboard compound.

[AspenRose]

28. No more Tom Selleck either!

Or...GASP....ELVIS!!!

[Tabasco_Dave]

55. Lost is filmed in Hawaii too.

I guess they can't watch the season premiere in January. :rofl:

[Hippo_Tron]

15. Sadly this reminds me of DU after the 2004 election with Ohio

It's a bit different because there definitely was evidence of election fraud. But those who really thought Kerry was going to suddenly un-concede and contest the election were in the denial stage of grief just like the Freepers are right now.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. Go Freakers! Here's a hint -Tear up your passports - that's step #1

Tell them in no uncertain terms - NO MORE TRIPS TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES LIKE HAWAII.

Show them what real Americans are made of!!!!!!!!!!

Stand up for your country like the patriots that you are!!!!!!!!

[AllentownJake]

17. So let me get this straight

Because Hawaii is following its own laws regarding birth certificates and marriage certificates and who can request them...we are no longer a nation of laws

:crazy:

These people have lost it.

[FrenchieCat]

18. More room on the beach for patriots!

:woohoo:

[jberryhill]

19. How appropriate for the day after December 7

How about if he pees in Pearl Harbor, just to make it an extra special time of the year for those of us who commemorate that day.

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. Imagine - a Freep-free island paradise - now THAT is a dream come true

I support their efforts on that basis alone..............

[tomnjoy]

22. Sounds like a good time to book a vacation!

A tropical paradise with no Freepers?!? Sign me up!! Ha! Just when you think they can't possibly get any more delusional...

[Starry Messenger]

24. Yahoo!

Sounds awesome! Actually my repub Dad just went to Hawaii with his bro and sister-in-law. They are both dittoheads and are fully in angry froth mode over the Obama victory. My dad before the vacation said, "Gosh I hope this trip will help them get their minds off the election." Me: "Dad, Obama is FROM Hawaii." Oops.

Oddly, my dad has been so offended by the virulent negativity of his younger brother that he's saying nice things about Obama. Whatever works, I guess!

[Vinca]

25. OMFG - how many weeks of allowance would it take to pay for a

trip to Hawaii anyway? If this makes Hawaii a "freeper free zone," the tourist business is going to boom. :rofl:

[jenmito]

26. We should all call that number and thank them for giving us such a great new president and tell them

we're going to go out of our way to buy products made in HI, we'll visit there, etc. :D

[AspenRose]

27. Why are they mad at Hawaii?

Shouldn't they be mad at the people at the State Department for issuing Obama an American passport without questioning his birth certificate?

Or for not challenging the validity of his citizenship in the entire 47 years he's claimed to be an American citizen?

I mean, honestly, if the State Department fell asleep at the wheel and accepted a bogus birth certificate from Hawaii, shouldn't THEY be the ones to blame? Maybe the State Department didn't do their forensic homework!

:crazy: :rofl:

[jberryhill]

53. D'jever try to figure out how much of this country they don't like?

It's stunning, really.

Palin wasn't joking around about the anti-American parts of America.

Unfortunately for them, the anti-American parts of America are where most of the AMERICANS are!

[Flash Bazbo]

29. Pity the poor Hawaii phone operators...

having to listen to enraged freepers rail and sputter on the telephone, making the "jerk off" hand signal to their fellow operators to indicate there is yet another patriot on the line.

[jberryhill]

30. Yes - LOTS of Kool-Aid

Now there you may have stumbled onto something.

[maxrandb]

33. Next time I run into a Freeper

I'll make sure to ask him if he'd like "A Nice Hawaiian Punch"!!!

[Cha]

31. Rec'd~ This needs to be broadcast.

I hope it makes the republican governor of Hawai'i happy since she was on the campaign trail in Colorado talkin' trash about Obama.


mahina (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-18-08 06:42 PM

"Hi. Gov. Lingle warns a crowd of tens that Obama will endanger America.

You may have heard that our Governor, Linda Lingle, is working her flat butt off for McCain.
She introduces Sarah Palin, she's on the road hawking the fear message, she's even gone so far
as to say that Sen. Obama, born and raised here, isn't really local. (Unlike herself, who moved here as an adult. But whatever.)

The Las Vegas Sun published a telling photo of her speaking to a throng of - several - people about how dangerous Obama would be for America. The writer mentioned that they took chairs away before she began speaking, presumably so it didn't look so poorly attended. FAIL.

What you may not know is that Linda Lingle was expected to run for US Senator when either of our Dans retires. But her recent hatefests make a win look less and less likely in this state, that went more than 72% Obama in our caucus.

Thank God all the work here at home is done and we aren't in a budget crisis or anything. Oh wait...she also announced from the road that she's ending our program to insure poor children."


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[niceypoo]

32. Maybe if they all hold their breath...

...until they turn blue, their wild eyed delusions might magically come true!

[sofa king]

34. Freepers, might I recommend some other vacation options?

It sounds to me like you want to go someplace where the conservatives are permanently in place and don't tolerate liberals. As an added benefit, those places generally treat women like shit and sometimes they still have slaves, too! Feel free to check out these websites:

http://www.saudinf.com/main/e9.htm
http://www.syriatourism.org/index.php?module=subjects&func=listpages&subid=155&newlang=eng

Oh, there is that touchy little subject of your religion, but what you think Jesus is telling you and what they know the Big Mo is telling them are really pretty much the same thing. Enjoy, and feel free to stay!

[CatWoman]

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[TrogL]

36. Hawaiin Tropic is manufactured by Playtex with offices in Allendale NJ

I wish the Freepers luck.

[uppityperson]

37. damn straight! Ignoring my getting laid off, I will NEVER set foot in Hawaii right now.

that'll teach them to follow the law and show us we are a nation of men, not laws! I'm sooooo mad I'm even gonna use only ONE "i"... see... Hawai!!!!!!!!!111

[matcom]

38. FREE THE MACADAMIA NUTZ!!

[Retrograde]

39. more macadamias for me!

and pineapples and Kona coffee.


Great work! Now if you could boycott the rest of the states that voted for Obama so much the better.

[YOY]

40. "we are a nation of men, not laws."

Men who live in their parents basement and masturbate to barbie dolls dressed up like Ann Coulter while anally stimulating themselves with a .44 Magnum's barrel!

Men who feign wealth as it truly is the only measure of one's importance in society!

Men who support the troops by putting a magnetic ribbon below their "Osama/Obama" bumper sticker and just above their truck balls!

Men who know that the only real marriage is one between a man and a woman...if only women would get past the stale reek of Vaseline and Doritos so they could get married!!!

Men who know that blind nationalism dressed up like patriotism will solve any problems. Keep chanting "USA! USA! USA!" until those problems "Go Away! Go Away! Go Away!"

Men who understand that the size of a flag pin is directly correlated to a politician's loyalty to the flag!!!

Men who feel the urge to never pay taxes because they can run everything around them by themselves!

Men who get their opinions from "patriots" who get paid 20 million a year to give idiots their opinion!

Men who support the troops but would never enlist!

Men who secretly know that Obama is planning not to take their guns...but their BULLETS!!!

Men who take pride in knowing that driving (let alone owning) a Prius may make them catch the dreaded "gay".

Men who belong to the modern version of this club:

[old mark]

42. Didn't they have some really good pot in the islands at one time?

I can't seem to remember....


mark

[Neshanic]

43. I can see some Freeps at the screen with a scrunched up face, "Hawaii is a state?"

[greenbriar]

45. they can't leave their trailer lot anyway, they don't have the money

they are stupid

[HCE SuiGeneris]

47. What an excellent way to exact revenge. They MUST do it!

I've always intended to retire in Hawaii. This will seal it for me. :fistbump:

[backscatter712]

49. I can't just ignore the Freepers and their birth certificate nonsense...

They provide so much entertainment!!! :rofl:

[LynnTheDem]

50. WOOOHOOOO!!!! No MFingly stupid rightwngnut freepers holidaying in Hawaii!!! PAHTY!

PAHTY!!!

:woohoo: :fistbump:

[ecstatic]

51. Anyone who believes that conspiracy probably can't afford Hawaii LOL

But I found out something interesting. I didn't know Alan Keyes had such a huge role in the "birther" conspiracy!?! WTF?!

And I just read Horowitz's article... even the rethugs who claim to be rational can't resist lying and telling half truths!!! Excerpt:

The birth-certificate zealots are essentially arguing that 64 million voters should be disenfranchised because of a contested technicality as to whether Obama was born on U.S. soil.

Make that 69 million, asshole! But he goes on with more stupidity:

What difference does it make to the future of this country whether Obama was born on U.S. soil?

But he WAS born on US soil! So why ask such a disingenuous question? :eyes:

[LoZoccolo]

54. Hawaiian Punch, lol.

Yeah I'm trying to think of things made in Hawaii. The stuff I'm thinking of is pretty cool, like tropical fruit and aloha shirts, but it probably wouldn't be a hardship to avoid, if you could even find out what was made there.

[Vektor]

56. This might be the funniest thing ever to come from that site.

I'm sure Hawaii is reeling from the pain of a threatened boycott by a bunch of toothless mouth-breathers. :eyes:

[DFW]

57. This is way cool.

If we can find something in every state for them to object to, then
they'll all end up boycotting the whole United States, and have to
move to Paraguay. We'll have to issue a formal apology to Paraguay,
of course, but that's a small price to pay. Imagine Texas free of
these maniacs!! The whole of beautiful Idaho becoming hospitable again!
Ah, the possibilities.......

btw--after the Hawaii Department of Health received the phone call from
that nut case, they probably breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to themselves
that here was one less whacko that might burden their mental health facilities
while visiting.........

[political_Dem]

58. Let them boycott Hawaii. Now let them do the same for California. Arnold First.

:sarcasm:

[DRoseDARs]

59. Hawaiian Tropic Suntan Oil is a product of Florida, Hawaiian Punch is from California...

...and Freepers are from Pluto. :eyes:

[Starry Messenger]

60. Here's a funny from that thread:

To: everyone

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

Come on!!! The Germans?????? LOLOLOL

Oh, the state of education....

57 posted on Monday, December 08, 2008 1:07:38 PM by Technical Editor
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John Belushi, he weeps for thee.

[trumad]

61. Classic

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/34871/Was-it-over-when-the-Germans-bombed-Pearl-Harbor