SHOCKING Globe exclusive! Chimpy battling depression!

[npincus]

He suffered a "breakdown" after his meeting w/Obama at the White House! He doesn't understand why everyone hates him! And he's terrified that Laura will dump on him in her upcoming tell-all book! After all, she can't stand him because he's been hitting the sauce like crazy!

It's all true, I tell you because I read it today on the checkout line at the supermarket. Gotta love The Globe; they've been relentless in their dissection of Chimpy's disintegrating marriage, secret alcohol abuse, past cocaine-fests, and Condi-love triangle for the past few years. I hope they keep on the trail after January 20th, 2009.

:rofl:




http://www.globemagazine.com/story/268

AS his days in the Oval Office come to a close, George Bush is hitting the bottle and fighting depression, White House insiders reveal in a shocking world exclusive. The battered Commander-in-Chief suffered a breakdown after his historic meeting with President-elect Barack Obama, according to insiders, who say Bush is begging his wife Laura for help. It's must reading for every American.

[tridim]

1. Well he did destroy the country..

And seriously screwed up the entire planet.

Anyone who doesn't feel a bit depressed about that is a psychopath.

[JuniperLea]

11. That's what makes this so shocking!

:rofl:

We already know for a fact he's a psychopath, and a sociopath, so hearing he's upset about how hated he is make me :rofl: !!!

[SuperTrouper]

2. Bush and Condi? She the Dominatrix and Bush naked with a Dog Collar

getting slapped in the buttocks with paddles by Condi...lovely view :puke:

[ccharles000]

3. eww

[npincus]

4. Pictorial proof:

BEFORE:





AFTER:





READ IT HERE:

[SuperTrouper]

5. LMAO!!! Laura is so vanilla compared to Condi! Bush in chains while Condi plays the piano, now

that's exciting!!

[Jennicut]

6. Well she did once refer to him as her busband, by mistake of course

http://wonkette.com/178417/crazy-talk-we-cant-ignore-the-bush-condi-rumors

[goclark]

7. Many may say they don't read trash but I do

I am fascinated by the "Rags."

Does George have a drinking problem--- ya bet ya.
That would not take a rocket scientist.

Did Jenna and her sisters drink a lot and fall on the floor in bars?
Sure did-

Did Diana and Charles have the perfect marriage that went sour - yep

Did Brad Pitt have the nerve to leave the American Doll Jennifer for that trashy Angelina -- I guessed it immediately when I saw the Rag photos of them together.

Did John Edwards play around on his wife?
I didn't want to believe it either but, "ya bet ya."

I could go on and on but I read them like a detective. I like to guess where the real truth lies.

They may tell lies but so does the NY Times.

At least when I am reading the Rags I know it may only be 1/10 true.

Where are those "weapons of mass destruction" that CNN and MSNBC told us all about?

Why does Dan Rather have a law suit pending when we KNOW he told the truth?

Because ALL the Media tells 1/2 truths and the Rags PAY big money for there stories and I will continue to be crazy for reading them.

:bounce:

[SuperTrouper]

9. I enjoyed the one about Palin's extramarital affair!

[calimary]

29. I am, too. Guilty as charged. LOVE reading "the trash." When I worked at the

Associated Press, there were several comp'ed advance subscriptions that came into the bureau every week and they were snatched up, and gobbled down as soon as they came through the door. Especially during the Michael Jackson child molestation mess, they were spot on, SO much of the time. National Enquirer mainly. They were ahead of everybody. Scoops EVERY week that, when outfits like ours checked them out to develop the story ourselves, their stories held up.

And you are 100% correct about the reason why. They pay for news. They have every hotel concierge, stylist, hairdresser, valet parker, waiter, maitre d', dog walker, nanny, etc., in Hollywood on their payroll in one way or other (and in other big markets where celebs can be found). But then again, how heavenly is that? If you're well-placed, why not gossip for fun and profit? The Enquirer's roster of tipsters is thicker than the Yellow Pages.

[dflprincess]

8. I'm getting my hair done tonight - I hope they have this issue at the salon! (eom)

[mrreowwr_kittty]

17. That's so funny. I catch up on my tabloid reading at the salon too! nt

[CTyankee]

27. I read it while on line at the supermarket. Surreptitiously. Love it.

But I honestly don't think Bush is depressed. I think he is totally divorced from reality and he doesn't care. He never did care. He's a real "nowhere man."

[tekisui]

10. I just wish he could wallow in his depression behind bars for the rest of his life.

[npincus]

12. oh, I left this out: Chimpy can't sleep, walks the halls of the WH alone at night !

:nopity:

[tekisui]

14. Damn it!

THat is still WAY TO GOOD for him.

[npincus]

19. OK, let's pretend he's got a full bottle of sleeping pills, holding a loaded gun,

carrying a rope, and heading toward the WH garage where his fleet of limousines are spewing clouds of carbon monoxide... better?

:rofl:

[tekisui]

20. And, having hallucinations of people chasing him with handcuffs.

Much better.

[bdamomma]

16. is he talking to the walls yet?

didn't Nixon do that?

[No Elephants]

13. If only he were smart enough to know that he SHOULD be depressed, we'd be ahead of the game.

[Robeson]

15. OMG! And Toby hates everyone!!

[Thrill]

18. It has nothing to do with the sauce. He's been banging Condi

[retread]

21. Bullshit. That psychopath could give a crap what people think. n/t

[csziggy]

22. Globe website currently "Page unavailable/under construction"

[goclark]

24. That's funny ~ I have the hard copy

LOL

[npincus]

35. LOL- good for you, goclark!

:rofl:

I keep my rags in my wall-mounted magazine rack an arm's length away from the toilet bowl! :rofl:

[goclark]

37. Mine are right next to my bed, can't sleep?

Read my rags and go to sleep.

I used to read lots of Biographies but I don't want anything deep now days.

Just want no brainers to relax ---

[rvablue]

23. In all fairness, are we going to be rolling around on the floor laughing

when this piece of trash tabloid runs similar articles on the Obamas? Because it is inevitable.

I don't mind having a good laugh or rant about Shrub when it comes to the real things he has done and said.

But not this. It's just silly............

[goclark]

39. They already have run Obama articles and Clinton articles

too.

Many times Rev. Wright/Ayers were front and center and HC's relationship with Bill has always been there - the good,the bad and the ugly.

I am sure they will continue to do so.

As far as Bush being depressed, I'm sure he is- as far as him being a drunk - I'm sure he is that as well.

As far as Bush going with Condi and Laura moving to a hotel for a while,that probably happened.

Laura has been a lovely wife to put up with that fool!

As I said before, "Mission Accomplished" was a big fat lie spread far and wide by the "Quality" Newspapers.

Any President that would represent us at the Olympics and wave a small American flag upside down, then have to be carried out of the stands -- needs to have a picture taken of it.

In fact, if the Media really did it's job, that should have been on the cover of the NY Times!

It was all over the world news papers but our Media has been the Media of the Bush Crime family for years.

[codjh9]

25. I love 'Boozing now out of control'. n/t

[trueblue2007]

26. recommend and kick. WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE.

I'd go back and erase the last 8 years.

Gore would have won.....sigh

[CTyankee]

28. Devoutly to be wished! I think about how different it could be

no Iraq war, no oil crisis, no Katrina, no 9/11.

[trueblue2007]

30. NO millions of people losing homes in forclourser

NO millions of jobs lost

[CTyankee]

31. no pensions utterly lost. no children falling into poverty.

I can't go on because I'll probably get very depressed. And then angry. Then depressed again. It's a cycle I've been in for the last 3 weeks...I try to think of happy things and pics of Obama do cheer me up for awhile. Oh well, Thanksgiving is coming and it will be nice...

[RoadRage]

32. Wait.. I thought Condi was a lesbian...

so i'm a bit confused on the dirty rumors here. Either she's doing Laura.. or she's doing George.. but unless there is some REALLY kinky stuff going on in the white house (that would put Bill to shame) - this doesn't quite add up. ;)

[Borgnine]

33. At least this confirms he has a slight trace of humanity.

Cheney, on the other hand, no doubt revels in his fuck ups.

[rucky]

34. He needs medical help.

Where's Dr. Kevorkian?

[Orsino]

36. Doubly wrong.

It's still only a recession, and he's not fighting it.

[rainbow4321]

38. Not surprising...chimp's body language in those meeting photos/video

was really, really bad...didn't wanna be there, didn't wanna be talking, just DIDN'T..period.

WTF?? Did he think we had an election just for the hell of it?? No, chimp, YOU have to leave, idiot. That is what happens in REAL elections, YOU don't get to be President anymore. I can understand your confusion since we have not HAD a real election in 8 years. But we did this time. So pack your fucking bags and get ready to head out. With or without Pickles at your side, as long as she is outta there, also, we don't really care if you two stay together or not.