Dammit, Barack Obama has not sufficiently outraged me! What's wrong with HIM?!

[blondeatlast]

Okay, I was pissed about Rahm Emanuel--until DUers wisely reminded me of his unmatched ass-kicking ability and the fact that he won't be making policy (damnable smart, understand-how-the-Administration-works DUers :mad:).

So now I'm stuck with a sleeping, down with a bad cold child, a down with a mild cold me, an idle laptop and not much to fret over.

Talk me UP, please!

Edit: this post is satirical, so no sarcasm smiley, but it's meant to be a giggle...

[amb123]

1. "I, Barack Obama,

do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God.

:toast:

[blondeatlast]

3. Dammit, now I'm even more

calm and reassured.

I gotta wait two whole months to even think about being outraged? The NERVE of him!

[sarge43]

2. Hang in there, blondie. You're a member of DU.

You will find something to go ballistic about. It's a membership perk.

[blondeatlast]

4. I think I'm slipping, I even liked Michelle's acceptance-speech night dress.

Is there any hope for me left?

[sarge43]

5. Oh yeah, he'll make an appointment soon that you can rant about.

or maybe one of his neckties will piss you off.

Somewhere in the time/space continuum something will put a burr under your saddle. Then you can start a monumental legendary framer that will drive the mods to drink.

Remember you're one of few, the easily annoyed; you are DU.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. HOW DARE YOU!

Some "liberal" you are! How dare you not be mortally offended that Obama would pick someone like HILLARY CLINTON for Secretary of State! How dare you not be concerned that Obama didn't scour the earth to find only the most dogmatically, obsessive liberal people he could possibly find for advisors! How dare you not insist that Obama find only advisors that live such a purely green existence that they live only on their own dung and body secretions, and refuse to have a home made out of anything other than pure elemental cadmium! We voted for Obama to force this country into a mandated utopian state where everyone is forced to be identical in all ways at all times under penalty of prison!

[blondeatlast]

8. Wow--I only voted for him 'coz he was cute and 'coz that lady that was running (Sarah-something)

didn't know how to dress well even with a Neiman's Platinum card!

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Sorry, double post. BUT THAT DOESN'T LET YOU OFF THE HOOK!