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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 05:41 PM
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Nugent/Plumber '12?

The Republican party is in shambles, but washed up, wingnut rocker Ted Nugent knows just how to fix things.

Conservative leaders and thinkers such as Newt Gingrich, Jed Babbin, Governor Jindal of Louisiana, Thomas Sowell, Glenn Beck, Michelle Malkin, Governor Sarah Palin and others need to turn up the heat and bring this less government, more individual freedom and strong national defense revolution to a boil. It is time.

My specialty is making Fedzilla punks squirm and turn into a puddle of sweat and drool. Therefore, in the spirit of famous butt kickers Generals Chesty Puller and George Patton, I say we launch an attack on all fronts. Uncle Ted hereby declares it is open season on RINOs. No bag limits or permits required. Conservative ideas, arguments and votes are the weapons we will use. Hunt them down and shine a blazing light on these RINO turncoat cockroaches. Zero in the "we the people" crosshairs of your voting assault weapon and aim for the RINO pumpstation. Double tap center mass. Whack em and stack em, track em and hack em, pack em and give em no slack. Let's do to the RINO beasts what we did to the passenger pigeon. Force out of the Republican Party out the subspecies known as RINOs.Now anyone who thinks Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin are "conservative leaders and thinkers" obviously did to many drugs back in the 60's, but Draft Dodger and Chickenhawk Nugent's comments on President-Elect Obama and Hillary Clinton assuredly provide the kind of new thinking the GOP needs in it's time of crisis to attract independents and the so called "Reagan Democrats" into the GOP's new "Big Tent" strategy.

Nugent: I was in Chicago last week I said---Hey Obama, you might want to suck on one of these you punk? Obama, he's a piece of shit and I told him to suck on one of my machine guns...Let's hear it for them. I was in NY and I said hey Hillary---you might want to ride one of these into the sunset you worthless bitch...

http://www.progressohio.org/page/community/post/daveharding/CLsR

I always have to post the Nuge everytime he opens his mouth because I can't believe a child molestor gets to run his mouth like this. WHEN is somebody going to catch this scum and put him behind bars? Unbelievable. He has a camp for kids for Christ's sake. Maybe next year when we get the Justice Department.
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Blarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 05:48 PM
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1. What a tool. He is a nobody.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 06:04 PM
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2. I bought a book from him once
Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 06:04 PM by TlalocW
To give as a present to a conservative friend who idolizes him, but he already had a copy so I gave it to my brother-in-law who's pretty conservative and hunts with both a gun and a bow (and does it without having to say stupid things). My girlfriend at the time and I enjoyed making fun of everyone in the line with us - in Spanish so they couldn't understand. :) We then went a restaurant afterward and made fun of his writing - things like, "The point of life is to live, and if you're not living then you have no life!" (Something very similar to that)

I gave the book to my brother-in-law, and he was very appreciative of it. A month later when I saw him again, I asked how he liked it, and he put on kind of an exasperated air and said, "The recipes in it look good, but I thought he was doing some sort of stupid drug humor that I wasn't getting until I saw him on ESPN on his hunting show, and he really is that stupid. I would never hunt with the guy." My brother-in-law listens to nothing but country so knew nothing about the Nuge. :)

Oh, and let me also say, I can understand why he's so into guns - I could have easily picked him up and broken his back. He looked like he was 6'1" and 80 pounds.

TlalocW
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billybob537 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 06:27 PM
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3. Which branch did Old BLOOD and NUTTS serve in
Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 06:29 PM by billybob537
Ted should STFU so we wont know how stupid he is. Or maybe he could join TODD and seceed from the union.
:rofl:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 07:17 PM
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4. wow ...
Clinton got a BJ (from a 22 year old intern)? IMPEACH! Nugent got a BJ from a 15 year old "fan"? Hey, s'okay ... at least he didn't commit perjury!

Oh, wait ... Didn't Mannthrax Coultercaust point out that something as trivial as "perjury" wasn't worth court time? It must have been about the BJ ...
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Paladin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 07:56 PM
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5. Brainless, Untalented Death Junky

And, last I heard, an officer of the NRA......
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 07:57 PM
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6. he's a kid toucher, most people don't care for that.
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