Joe The Plumber book released just in time for Christmas!

[zulchzulu]

[WI_DEM]

1. The perfect gift for that hard to buy for moran.

[Barack_America]

5. The moran who has everything (actually, nothing).

Yet still thinks that Obama is going to raise his taxes.

Ah yes, I think we all have one of those on our Christmas lists!

;)

[sandnsea]

6. That ought to be a bumper sticker

Those are the exact people who make me craziest. Or maybe the ones who worry their boss is going to fire them - without realize that their boss wouldn't have any business income AT ALL, if they didn't keep their employees. They sure aren't keeping employees they don't need NOW. Taxes isn't going to change how many employees they need to run their business.

[Barack_America]

12. I grew up in the Michigan counties that defined the Reagan Democrat.

So I totally understand what you're saying.

Now, if only those last remaining hold-outs in my family did. :(

[zulchzulu]

10. Morans For Dummies... now there's an idea

Maybe I'll do it later...

[underpants]

2. Isn't Christmas sort of...you know... redistributing the wealth?

Does Joe cover this at length in his tome?

[Kurovski]

3. For all my bald, shitheaded friends! Yay!

What do you get for the borderline alcoholic doofus who has nothing, and never will? Here it is.

K&R

[Fed_Up_Grammy]

8. What do you have against bald folks?

[TomInTib]

4. And then, there is this.

http://www.secureourdream.com/

[Kurovski]

7. Joe sez...

"I will respect Obama as president, just so long as he sticks it up his ass sideways."

I guess McCain's concession speech had an impact.

[zbdent]

9. the gift for those who think "Sex for Dummies" is out of their league ...

page 1: In

page 2: Out

Page 3: repeat pages 1 and 2 if necessary ...

[hisownpetard]

13. Oh. I thought it was "Sex *with* Dummies."

[Tribetime]

11. maybe he'll have the $$ to decorate his plywood for a garage door

[npincus]

14. unemployment isn't a crime, but he is a liar for sure.