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ncteechur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:09 PM
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Who else believes they could do a better job as president than...
the liar from Crawford. I'll debate the bastard if he's too afraid to debate Kerry.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:16 PM
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1. My cats are selfish, lazy and greedy, and they would be better. EOM
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cheshire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:17 PM
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2. Anyone and they don't even have to show up.
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shaolinmonkey Donating Member (812 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:18 PM
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3. I've know sheep that could outwit Shrub.
We'd be better off with a house plant.
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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:21 PM
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4. My dog knows how to sit, stay and heel
which would make him a perfect "leader" in chimpoworld.

Oh, wait...my dog can also show affection and remorse, so maybe not.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:23 PM
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5. A syphilitic, hydrocephalic cow with BSE could do at least as well
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:26 PM
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6. A plant stand
could be as revered as Cowboy Reagan if it has Karl Rove, Cheney and a heavily padded media running the show.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:28 PM
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7. I State Categorically That Even I Could Do A Better Job Than Cement Head
Edited on Fri Sep-10-04 01:28 PM by mhr
Disclaimer: this statement does not reflect any future run for public office.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 03:24 PM
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8. I had a ham sandwich for lunch
which showed great potential.
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