I insist that Barack Obama gives me $10,000 dollars RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!1!!1

[Bicoastal]

And no, I don't care that he's not President until January--that has nothing to do with me not having $10,000 this very moment.

I want Ten Grand on my desk by the end of the day, Mr. I-Haven't-Been-Sworn-In-Yet, or you'll officially be ON NOTICE!

Hypocrite. x(

[kentuck]

1. Yeah! Where's my check?

I thought he was a "Socialist" and we were all going to get a check from the government? It's been five days now and I have found nothing in my mailbox?? :-)

[louis-t]

10. Well, he has to steal everyone's 401k first.

Then the check will be forthcoming. :eyes:

[d_b]

2. And I'd like a cherry 7up

and free hbo.

[louis-t]

11. Diet Dr. Pepper for me.

Yuck!

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. Clarence Thomas prefers Coke, in a can.

[POAS]

3. Where is my mortgage payoff from Bush

I wants me some a dat.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. And I insist that he give me $25,000 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

I mean, if he's gonna spread the wealth around, he needs to start before Christmas. I have presents to buy. :rofl:

[countingbluecars]

5. And I think we all should get a puppy too!

[bunnies]

6. Hell. I'm still waiting for my pony.

:cry: Wheres my pony, Barack?!?! WHERE?! :nuke:

[louis-t]

12. "Lots of children have Poooony!!"

Seinfeld.

[DJ13]

7. me too!

small bills, nothing over $20.

[NRaleighLiberal]

8. How about a round of diet Doctor Peppers for all!

We can toast the idiocy of the greatest Diet Dr. P drinker of all....Ms Mooselini!

[iamahaingttta]

20. Diet Dr. Pepper? No thanks...

I prefer Dublin Dr. Pepper!

http://www.dublindrpepper.com

President Obama is going to order each of us case on the internet and have it shipped directly to our houses.
I think it said that on his website!

[PresidentObama]

9. Where's my JET SKI? EDWARDS GOT ONE!!!11

[azmouse]

13. Obama needs to buy DU a hot tub for all the support we gave him....

and NOT just for the mods either. They already have their own. ;)

[Two Americas]

14. some will get theirs

Corporations will cash in.

Why would you mock and ridicule representative democracy? We have a civic duty to express our opinions. Trivializing that the way you are here is regressive and anti-democratic.

[Kahuna]

15. Only 10k for you? He promised us black folks 50k!!!

:woohoo:










just joking.

[Kukesa]

16. Where's my pony? n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. I want the sky, and of course that includes the pie, too.

[jwirr]

19. That would completely take care of my situation today and I could

handle it from then on. However, I don't really expect him to be doing that.

[Doityourself]

21. I WANT MY CHECK TOO..DAMN IT!!!! n/t

[No Elephants]

22. Simma down, now.

[denem]

23. I am going start sharing the wealth right now.

Think globally, act locally. I'm taking a Glock down the Bank of America. I need more. Now.

[myrna minx]

24. Well HE promised ME Rigel 7. Well not exactly, but he IMPLIED it, through the teevee,

during his Democratic Nomination acceptance speech. I want dominion over that planet, my promised pony AND the ten grand that all of you are getting, but my ten grand must be hand delivered by Dick Cheney in a Hawaii Five-O type attache case. :D