"Lefty women" are intimidated by Sarah's fertility

[ecstatic]

Interesting gem found while cruising freeperville for sour grapes. LOL!

:crazy:

[southpaw]

1. Her Fertility!?!?!?

What the fuck?

[nc4bo]

4. I second that WTF?! nt

[Left Is Write]

23. Yes, that is an important part of demonstrating one's fertility.

:P

[hvn_nbr_2]

39. That's moran spelling for "fatuity"

They don't even know that the word is fatuousness.

[Liberal Veteran]

40. It's that what you take a child pill for?

[bumblebee1]

74. I second that WTF!!!

Sarah Palin's fertility? It was Sarah Palin on the McCain ticket, not Michelle Duggar. Michelle Duggar would probably have done a better job as a running mate.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. They really are nuts over there

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[zippy890]

11. HAHAHA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:spray:

thanks, good one

[dissemination]

24. please do not refer to women as bitches. Democrats can do better than that.

[southpaw]

33. Can we refer to female dogs as such?

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[dissemination]

44. Your inference is clear.

[Occam Bandage]

48. No, his implication. You inferred, he implied.

Moreover, I don't think there's any sort of implication there.

[dissemination]

54. I disagree. but I will leave it at that. Best.

[Lumpsum]

57. Captain! The self-righteousness is off the charts!

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Gosh, the game's up! How'd they figure that out?

[liberalmuse]

6. Good god, only a freeper man would post this shit.

A stupid, Cheetoh-eating, neanderthal "man".

[surrealAmerican]

30. What do you have against Cheetohs?

[frickaline]

53. pfft ... cheetohist.

[amitten]

7. Yes--because we are all hopelessly barren....

:eyes:

Guess that explains the horrible cramps and bleeding I experience each month...

[myrna minx]

46. But I thought we were having daily abortions for fun?

I guess it's too much to ask freepers to reconcile their "theories" about lefty women, or about anything, for that matter. :rofl:

[blonndee]

62. We're not? You mean I'm the only one?

Dammit. Come on, girls, you don't know what you're missing.

[ecstatic]

72. They're missing the part of the brain that allows cognitive dissonance

:rofl:

Another great example is Joe the fake plumber, a former welfare king who calls Obama a socialist! :crazy:

[YOY]

8. MRs. YOY is pretty fertile.

We just are a little more goddamn careful in our reproduction than fundies.

[azmouse]

9. We certainly aren't intimidated by her intellect....

[countingbluecars]

10. And don't even mention

rabbits around us.

[mshasta]

12. I have two kids......

[K8-EEE]

35. Eeeek you're intimidating me!

Wait, I have two kids too!

[seabeyond]

58. Eeeek you're intimidating me!... BAH hA HAHhahah. lol. that is funny

2 here too. just reasonable and got hubby snipped on second one. lol. that is what really intimidates the right wing male.

[K8-EEE]

60. Eeeek!!! My hub got snipped too!

Maybe it's TODD we're scarred of! LOL...

[seabeyond]

70. lmao.... lol lol. ya.... lol. n/t

[RayOfHope]

13. Okay, wha? My husband and I can barely sleep in the same room, we're so fertile.

2 kids, both conceived in the first month we tried for each of them.

suck it, freepers.

[ogneopasno]

15. LMAO -- I hear you!

"Careful where you point that thing, buddy -- we're on fire!"

[RayOfHope]

18. LOL! n/t

[NewJeffCT]

79. My wife got pregnant on our first try

and, we know it was the first try because her parents came to visit us from overseas right after that and our house was a bit too crowded for more attempts right away...

My ex-wife also got pregnant on our honeymoon - she had run out of b/c pills a few weeks before, but forgot to refill them in the hectic pre wedding days.

[polichick]

14. LOL - apparently they've never heard of over-population.

[yardwork]

16. I hear that we're also jealous of her beauty.

Snort.

[volstork]

55. I, for one, am jealous of her wardrobe.

Oh, wait, I hear it's not really hers....

[QueenOfCalifornia]

17. That's right!

We are so intimidated by her freepish womb! :rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

19. I was pretty intimidated by my own fertility!

I only planned on 2 children and wound up with 4.

[kestrel91316]

20. Yeah, I know. I haven't had children so I'm NOT A REAL WOMAN.

Wrong, freepers. I don't respect women who have so little regard for the human race that they pop out new little hyperconsumers like they're in some sort of fertility CONTEST.

[youthere]

68. Don't hate her because she's fertile.

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

21. Tell that to my mother, who has five children, 12 grandchildren, and one great-grandchild.

I have three children of my own. My best friend has four.

Yeah, we're so intimidated by Sarah's womb. :eyes:

[stray cat]

22. sounds like she is a dog designed for breeding

[dissemination]

25. Women have a right to a family of the size they want. That is

always what we, on the Left have said.

[No Elephants]

26. Why does anyone care what is posted there?

[Raksha]

78. It's great comic relief, as in this case.

You can't make this stuff up!

[lady raven]

27. Liberals are fertile too...

I conceived twins with ONE ovary and one tube while on the pill. Suck it, Sarah!

[ecstatic]

31. LOL wow! nt

[seabeyond]

59. lol lol lol. i love these threads on du. laugh all the way down them. lol. funny. n/t

[Barack_America]

28. Lol. Two words: Ethel Kennedy.

[VolcanoJen]

32. Bwaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

:loveya: Kristi!!!! :loveya:

:rofl:

:yourock:

[AspenRose]

47. Eleanor Roosevelt!

[Kitty Herder]

51. LOL Good answer! nt

[volstork]

56. Two more words:

Rose Kennedy!

[grace0418]

29. Intimidated? Try revolted that someone as stupid and smug as she would procreate.

Talk about watering down the gene pool.

[zulchzulu]

34. Perhaps they are against Palin's view that getting raped and/or through incest...

... is reason enough for the government to intrude and make the woman have to have the child; sort of like treating women as livestock...

[Kitty Herder]

52. But, you see, that makes sense.

So it would never, ever occur to a freeper.

[SeattleGirl]

36. And if she were "Sam" Palin instead of Sarah, would they claim

that "lefty men" are intimidated by his large penis? WTF?

[TheKentuckian]

37. They get dumb by the truckloads over there

I thought liberal women were causing a "holocaust for the unborn".

The "reeducation camps" are starting to seem a better idea every day.

[polichick]

41. Ya mean we were supposed to get pregnant just because we can? Who knew??

[AlCzervik]

42. that's probably one of the dumbest things i've ever read by a freeper and that's really

saying something.

[Jane Austin]

43. Sarah should be jealous of our Scurry's fertility.

She has seven or eight puppies every couple of years!

Me? I'll raise your puppies, but I'm glad my child-raising days are way behind me.

[mitchum]

45. True...that's why our symbol is a donkey and not a rabbit or hamster

[Ozma]

49. I think Sarah thinks with her womb which is 100 times the size of her

brain.

[JuniperLea]

50. Nonsense!

I was, however, afraid of MY OWN fertility... but they have pills for that now, so...

[Orsino]

61. I don't think thery're intimidated by anything of Sarah's...

...unless it's the power that the corrupt and the ignorant tried to crown her with.

[youthere]

63. DAMN! You found me out...

Just the other day my husband came home from work and found me huddled in the front closet grasping a baseball bat. Around me lay scattered bits of pregnancy tests, and ovulation meters, along with a tattered, tear-stained copy of "What to Expect When You're Expecting"
He asked "What the Hell are you doing?"
"SHHHHH! Be quiet!" I hissed.
"What's going on?" he asked
I looked at him tearfully and responded," I'm threatened by Sarah Palin's fertility. Now close the damn door!"

[personanongrata]

64. Fecundity

her uterus is full, but the mind empty

[lunatica]

65. Yeah, whatever....

[Serial Mom]

66. Ya, well, I had 3 kids in 27 months - all single births!

[galaxy21]

67. Wow....

I'm impressed.

[maddowfan]

69. OMG! Has There Been An Actual Freeper Article Stating This?

I can't go through ten million messages.

I'd love to send this around.

[PlanetBev]

71. Yeah....

Shore do wished I could pop out some more of them 'youngins...

[kiranon]

73. Have 4 kids. What was I thinking? Democrats should only have 1?

[Withywindle]

75. I am intimidated, I admit...

by the way so many dumbfuck freepers tend to breed like rabbits because they can't think of anything else to do to pass the time. If it weren't for the fact that I know that a lot of kids raised strict right wing tend to rebel spectacularly, I'd worry for the future of good rock'n'roll and subversive literature. Fortunately, I know that transgressive geniuses have to come from somewhere.


Me, I like controlling my own circumstances. I'm all about heavily-protected hot sex and a lot of good books. :D

[JI7]

76. before they said liberal women were angry over having gotten abortions

while Sarah didn't.

[Raksha]

77. HUH??? Okay, now I've heard everything!

A gem like that could ONLY come from Freeperville!