William Ayers for head of Homeland Security.
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:02 AM
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William Ayers for head of Homeland Security.
That'd drive them wild. :evilgrin: (yes, I'm kidding.)
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:03 AM
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make him secretary of defense...his office will be in the pentagon....
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:03 AM
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2. I know you're kidding but..
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:03 AM
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3. Brilliant ! (and no, I'm NOT kidding, I think this is a great idea!)
Of course, FEMA might be overwhelmed by the cleanup from all the freeper heads exploding.....
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:05 AM
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abso -fuckin -lutely!! :rofl: oh thanks for that laugh
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:05 AM
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5. Oh boy, Armstead...Way to give Drudge and Rush material...
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:08 AM
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6. Drudge has his red light ready
"Flash! Obama campaign seriously considering Ayers!"
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:09 AM
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7. I thought Obama wanted to bring the country together.
Not "drive THEM wild." Plus, it would really piss ME off.
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:15 AM
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Then again, of course, somehow I really don't think we need to worry about that happening.
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:53 AM
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:10 AM
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Wright to head the new national church, and run faith-based initiatives 'til then
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:10 AM
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:11 AM
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10. Stevie Wonder, Secretary of Fine Arts
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:12 AM
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11. Springsteen Sec. of Transportation
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:14 AM
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12. And miss Aretha Franklin, the first lady.
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:15 AM
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14. God bless Chocolate City
and its vanilla suburbs! :patriot:
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:21 AM
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Right on, chocolate city!
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:37 AM
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19. You know, I posted the entire lyrics to this yesterday
and not one person commented? I was beginning to think I was the only person on DU who ever listened to Parliament! :toast:
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:47 AM
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21. Hey, my username is "MrWiggles" as in "Mr. Wiggles the Worm" from...
...Parliament's "The Motor Booty Affair." :-) And I am glad that my tagline taken from the same track (which I have been using for a few months) is becoming reality. :toast:
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:51 AM
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22. Let me put on my sunglasses so I can see what I'm doing...
Oh yeah! Look at that! I missed that signature line of yours somehow... :headbang:
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Thu Nov-06-08 12:03 PM
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:19 AM
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Ex-hackers are often employed to run internet security for many companies. Also software companies hire ex-hackers to find out the possible weak spots in their products. So why not hire an ex-terrorist to defend the homeland. Who else would know how they think.
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:19 AM
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16. LMAO! Rev. Wright for Sec of State!!!
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:23 AM
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18. I was thinking Secretary of Education would get their goat
..but Homeland Security would make Hannity's head explode instantly -- who doesn't want to see that :evilgrin:
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:41 AM
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20. We were laughing on election night that it would be funny if
Obama came out for his speech and started in on a Wrightesque diatribe, saying GOD DAMN AMERICA. :rofl:
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:52 AM
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23. It isn't humor when you need to steal your jokes from the Daily Show.
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:52 AM
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24. Nah, Sec. of Education
Just to stick a thumb in the eye of the Republicans.
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Thu Nov-06-08 11:53 AM
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26. I'm thinking FCC Chairman.
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