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No Passaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:50 AM
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You want a good laugh?
http://countusout.wordpress.com/2008/11/02/gop-internal-polls-blue-states-we-are-winning-we-are-going-to-win-do-your-part-and-vote/

Read that post and read those comments

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How crazy do you have to be to believe something like that and how hard are they going to fall once it's called for Obama
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Kool Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:52 AM
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1. New Jersey, with McCain leading Obama?
Oh, I think NOT.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:52 AM
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2. hahahaha!
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Blondiegrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:53 AM
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3. California TIED?
Edited on Mon Nov-03-08 01:54 AM by Blondiegrrl
Oh, dear.

:puffpiece:
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:54 AM
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4. hahahaha! Okay you made my day. Now I can go to sleep lol nt
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Dammit Ann Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:54 AM
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5. "How could this pole be so different than all the other polls?? I would love for this to be true!!!"
Jesus. idiots.
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illuminaughty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 02:08 AM
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11. Hey! I just copied that line to post. LOL
Spelling never a forte with these guys.

Yeah, uh, that "pole" would be so different because unless you're looking for Santa Claus it's "POLL" you stupid fucks!:dunce:
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Sodan Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:55 AM
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6. "How could this pole be so different" :D
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No Passaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:55 AM
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7. Thank you so very much for this information; it’s like getting oxygen! Comment by Christine | Novem
Thank you so very much for this information; it’s like getting oxygen!

Comment by Christine | November 2, 2008

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busybl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 03:06 AM
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19. well that explains everything
if they have been oxygen deprived for more than 4 minutes, they have loss of brain function.
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:57 AM
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8. I'm bookmarking that site to visit on Wednesday..
:rofl:
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 02:15 AM
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13. My gawd . it's a nightmare I want to forget.
Homeland Security needs to get a bead on those bpeople asap.

Post on the home page refers to Obama as "the barbarian within our gates".
Over drama much? Still, unsteadies can be dangerous.
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 01:59 AM
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9. They just pulled ahead in Hawaii lol
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 02:00 AM
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10. That is funny since there was just a post that Obama's lead in NJ is widening..
These folks are pathetic.
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illuminaughty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 02:13 AM
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12. (imagine robotic voice please) I MUST VOTE FOR OBAMA
MUST PUSH BUTTON FOR OBAMA

Check this out...

"The Obama channel, the Obamainformercial, Obama’s rhetoric, hand gestures; all of it is based on hypnosis. The links won’t post, just google Obama hypnosis.

He is hypnotizing (hence the kool-aid) so voters will vote for him.

He will target the MTV audience Monday night to get the young people to turn out to vote for him; this will be whether they want to vote for him or not; the influence of hypnosis.

I know this sounds crazy, but that’s what we’re up against.

These polls are our only dose of reality."


Yes, it sounds really fuckin' crazy and you've never had a dose of reality. NEVER.
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illuminaughty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 02:17 AM
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14. Popular vote results: Obama 100,000,000/McCain 1
Another gem of a post

"I don’t care if I am the sole McCain vote in the United Sates, NOTHING will stop me from pulling that lever for McCain "
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GDoyle Donating Member (219 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 02:18 AM
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15. RIGHT!!!!
Because obviously McCain had these "internal polls" showing him within one point in California and DIDN'T BOTHER TO VISIT THERE ONCE!!! Of course, he isn't interested in THOSE electoral votes, despite being that close. And Michigan? Despite being a 2 point race, he decided to PULL OUT 3 weeks ago. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Seriously, these Freepers should expect a visit from the men in white coats if they even for a second HOPE this nonsense is true. Have they gone so far around the bend they can't even use simple analysis and logic regarding McCain's actions?
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 03:01 AM
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16. self-delete
Edited on Mon Nov-03-08 03:05 AM by EastTennesseeDem
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 03:04 AM
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17. I like the comments by Joe the Moose Hunter
McCain leads Obama in Hawaii by 2 pts. OMG!!!11!!!
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Bright Eyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 03:06 AM
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18. Stage 1: Denial
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 03:08 AM
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20. "Obama uses hypnosis like Hitler...
"Obama uses hypnosis like Hitler..."

He will trigger us all through MTV!

:spray: :rofl:

Why do I have this sudden urge to run out and buy a Coldplay album?
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olegramps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 03:39 AM
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21. When I read some of the comments I can only think, God help us!
Our nation is in serious jeopardy when far too many of our citizens are this ignorant. I have lived in Europe and witnessed their elections where they can have very stark differences in philosophy, but their differences are far more logically argued. People actually believing that Obama uses hypnotism to get people to vote is beyond the pale. It is difficult for me to accept that these people actually believe this nonsense. If they are not joking, I can only conclude that our educational system has failed us miserably. This is one reason that I oppose vouchers. I can only imagine how children could be totally brain-washed to believe this claptrap in some of these fundamentalist run schools.
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