I am worried about the outcome of this election and I will not keep quiet anymore.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

Before I release this to the media I want to come clean right here right now. Many of you might not know this about me but I was once very high up in the Obama campaign. I think we should all be worried about the press' whitewashing Obama's weakness. What is this weakness you ask? I'll tell you. No it's not his nefarious associations or his hate of everything wholesome and good. I'm talking about the fact that he's a poopy head. that's right people the senator has been trying his damnest to hide this fact. We did some internal poling and over 85% of the people in battleground states do not like poopy heads. The campaign knows this and they are manipulating you. I feel it is my duty as a citizen and as a member in good standing in the democrat party. That is all.

[No Elephants]

1. LOL. So's your old man. And his wife, your mama.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

7. Laugh all you want but when McCain unleashes Jack the Janitor on us

we'll be in serious shit. :evilgrin:

[No Elephants]

19. Hey, any poop on the head is serious in my book.

[BlueIdaho]

2. Stinky Face!!!!!! nm.

[asdjrocky]

3. I, myself, am a poopy head.

I feel we've been under represented and that's why I'm voting for Barack Obama.

[camera obscura]

Don't think of yourself as a poopy head

Thinks of others as cranially feces-impaired.

[asdjrocky]

18. Very funny, but I'm too much of a poopy head to think that clearly.

[Curtland1015]

4. Oh yeah! Well your Mother wears combat boots!

...and Susie Jenkins told me in homeroom that you smell like farts.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. I don't appreciate you making fun of my mother's condition. And by the way Susie likes

to stick her fingers in her armpit and smell them so she shouldn't talk.

[scheming daemons]

5. 53% of the U.S. is made up of poopy-heads..... we're in good shape!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. I believe you're getting you numbers mixed up with the percentage of doodoo heads.

IT'S TIGHTENING!!1111

[neomonkey]

6. After 8 years of Poopy Brains, this is great! n/t

[azmouse]

9. Poopy heads are HOT!

:evilgrin: :rofl:

See what I mean:

[DearAbby]

11. Oh man....I hate poopy heads with a purple passion

:mad: Poopyheads are just plain poopy. I feel so used, and I voted already.

[crazybear]

12. What were you...

Obama's driver?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. Now that's just dumb. Everyone knows that drivers don't have

access to the super-secret information I have divulged here.

[MrsBrady]

13. I'm rubber and you're glue..... n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

17. Great let's now piss off the rubber and glue demographic. Way to win an election

there buddy. :+

[JuniperLea]

14. I always vote the straight Poopy Head ticket!

Viva la Poopy Head!

[AZBlue]

15. Love your signature line, poopy head.

[mmonk]

20. This is worse than I thought.

Well that's it then. A poopy head. Who would have imagined? I am crushed.

[regnaD kciN]

21. You really might want to...

...attach a "sarcasm" or "rofl" smilie to your post so it's clear. With the amount of free-floating anxiety around here this week, I wouldn't be surprised if people took your post seriously. (Of course, I also wouldn't be surprised to see this pop up at Freeperland or on The Sludge Report: "EXCLUSIVE! Former advisor admits Obama is Poopy-Head!")

[expatriate]

22. Pshaw! Poopy headedness is not a worry!

What will bring the campaign crashing down is that "internal poling" that you did.

Did anyone take pictures? You know how nekked pictures and internal poling show up all over the internets.

Though I am fond of internal poling myself, once the Republicans get wind of it, they'll be very jealous and mad and all that.

Just sayin'.