In time for Hallowe'en: McCain the ghoulish everbody

[Bernardo de La Paz]

McCain thinks he will live forever, or at least for four years so that he won't leave Sarah Failin as his legacy. Thus he has "everbody" on his mind, or what's left of it. He is a zombie stalking the earth in search of Joe the Plumber, but even Joe can't stand the stench. McCain is so far gone, he used his outstanding commitment to education to approve the spelling at 0:12 in his latest advertisement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmZ3o0Di7Go

But it's too late. Palin is inextricably part of his legacy and she will rise up from the political dead in 2012 and attempt a run, even though she has even more trouble stringing together a coherent sentence than McFailin.