I have found myself spending entirely too much time picturing Joe Biden naked.

[Lilith Velkor]

Anyone else experiencing weird brain effects from this fucked up election?

[babylonsister]

1. Not that one. nt

[Avalux]

11. ROFL!

:rofl:

[faithfulcitizen]

109. I'm with you!

But Biden ain't bad atall...:)

[mucifer]

2. You need to get off line more du is driving you a bit nuts. I'm campaign nuts too btw.

[Danieljay]

3. well now i'm thinking of YOU naked.. odd, being as though I dont know what you look like...

but hey, I can fantasize.

[Bucky]

10. Lilith Velkor

If Google images is any clue, she looks like a hybrid of these two images

      plus this ==>  

[Danieljay]

18. wow... a Goddess with a bit of a goof inside... Good Enough! n/t

[Lilith Velkor]

49. Oddly enough

I do look like a cross between those two images.

Oh, dear. Now everyone can picture me naked. :blush:

[TechBear_Seattle]

4. Worse, I spend too much time picturing Joe the Plumber naked

But what can I say: I've always been attracted to beefy, blue-collar type. Richard Karns, Michael Chiklis, even Mark Buse, McCain's bearded, tattooed and professionally closeted Senate Chief of Staff.... Excuse me for a moment, please.

[Lilith Velkor]

21. Mmm...shiny bald head...

Two for the price of one! :rofl:

(I kill me.)

[Liberalboy]

22. Woof!

[EastTennesseeDem]

27. We see his dick everday anyway

It's that thing he talks out of.

[Mira]

75. ROFLMAO

[RagAss]

31. The original "Dick with Ears".

[RagAss]

32. The original "Dick with Ears".

[donco6]

42. I have to admit, he is kinda woofy.

I mean, if we hafta go down that road 'n all . . .

[firedupdem]

76. He's disgusting! Yuck!! n/t

[TechBear_Seattle]

105. Skinny, hairless guys with no brains and no life outside the gym... Yuck!

But that's ok; it means more for me! :hi:

[Terran]

78. I would too but Joe is NOT cute

and I love big bald men usually, but Joe is just kinda, ugh.

[Arugula Latte]

80. So ... You want Joe the Plumber to lay some pipe?

:yoiks:

[NoPasaran]

5. In my recurring dream, Joe Biden is mowing the lawn. Naked.

:shrug:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

7. OMG not you too!

[vanderBeth]

29. I guess a lot of people are having that dream!

[awoke_in_2003]

46. Just what are you guys

down there in Austin smoking? (i ask jealously)

[riqster]

111. This has a serious "Honeymoon in Vegas" ring to it

I'd rather visualize JILL Biden, myself, but hey, different strokes and all that.

[Jazzgirl]

6. LOL!

You are a little sick! :spank:

[Lilith Velkor]

34. I wouldn't say that

I'm a lot sick.

[Motown_Johnny]

8. IMO, one instant with that mental picture is entirely to much

[Bucky]

9. Me too, but in my dream his pubes are filled out with hair plugs, too.

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

15. ROFL!

[Lilith Velkor]

61. Win!

:thumbsup:

[BattyDem]

69. ROFL!

:rofl:

[kenny blankenship]

82. Where do you think his hair plugs come from ?

[leftofthedial]

12. and that would be about one millisecond

[Clio the Leo]

13. No but......

...... I do have an almost uncontrolable desire to sit on his lap.

Does that count?

Joe is HOT! Dont get me wrong .......... but fully clothed.

[bluedawg12]

14. I'm picturing mclame- fully clothed - in a dingy floating out

into the horizon. bye-bye.

[mtnsnake]

30. That's very possible. If fact, Cindy told me that John has a little dingy

I guess she was talking about a little rowboat, right? :shrug:

[bluedawg12]

39. Maybe it's Mavedick not Maverick? LMAO. n/t

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

16. Not so much, but Jill on the other hand...

[Muttocracy]

43. I think Chris Matthews had a little trouble focusing when interviewing Jill

in Iowa. She was wearing a tank top and shorts after a bike race or something.

[AspenRose]

50. She is quite stunning.

I could totally see that. Joe and Jill are both very attractive. I hope I hold up that well as I age.

[Sonicmedusa]

17. Did any of you see the Colbert episode

Where Stephen was talking about the porn movie "Nalin' Palin" and he said, "What next, a 'Ridin' Biden" film"? It was hillarious.

[Lilith Velkor]

26. I thought that was the Daily Show

Some nights, that hour can be a bit blurry.

[jillan]

67. I was looking for a link to that. Never found it.

Too funny.

[Liberalboy]

19. Wow. I know he's a silver fox and all....

but that thought hadn't quite entered my mind.

Now it won't leave my mind.

I bet he has a nice ass....

[Lilith Velkor]

84. More like a silverback

and if the compact Irish ass is what you dig, then yeah...

[Liberalboy]

106. I have one of those sleeping next to me every night ;-)

[KingFlorez]

20. ROFL

That's just filthy, you should go wash your mind out with soap.

[Curtland1015]

23. Me too. But in my dream Joe Biden looks like Hayden Panettiere.

...and is called Hayden Panettiere.

...and is Hayden Panettiere.

So I guess it's really not the same.

[Lilith Velkor]

33. Hayden?

(Now that's the stuff.)

[Seen the light]

36. Bwaah! Best post in the thread!

[Lilith Velkor]

37. #9 takes it for me

[vanderBeth]

24. Rec'ed

You have to with such a subject manner.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

25. Disturbing. n/t

[grasswire]

28. keep it to yourself, honey

Objectifying our candidates serves no purpose.

[AspenRose]

45. Killjoy!

But seriously: We live in an American Idol culture. In such a culture, surely you aren't surprised at what motivates some people to vote these days!!!!

Why do you think so many republican men who can't stand McCain are voting for him anyway? (Hint: Caribou Barbie)

(And no I don't approve of it; it is what it is)

[grasswire]

64. naked Joe would have NO bearing on my vote

I think it's insulting to democracy to suggest such a thing. Too much blood has been spilled in this serious business of preserving liberty. Dayum.

[AspenRose]

70. Oh I totally agree

But unfortunately, that's what a lot of folks are going to be basing their votes on :shrug:

A lot of dumbing down has occurred in the past 8 years.

[bugisbug]

35. Hey, as long as he's smiling...

:evilgrin:

[budkin]

38. Yikes.

[AspenRose]

40. !

:rofl:

Hey I got the site for you then, because apparently you aren't alone:

http://community.livejournal.com/biden_daily

[vanderBeth]

48. Oh! That'll keep me up tonight!

much thanks

[Jennicut]

85. I showed that site to Deserted Rose earlier, isn't it hilarious?

And you are not alone. I think I'm a little in love with Biden myself. I have no idea why as he is older than my Dad.

[vanderBeth]

93. Since he is a little more than 40 years older than me, he's old enough to be my grandfather.

I don't care. Age is just a number. Our love shall live on.

BTW, those comments on that site are great. :rofl:

[Jennicut]

94. Yup, it is just a #.

And he is 33 years older than me!

[Lilith Velkor]

56. Nevada Pimpin'!

OMFG. :rofl: :cry: :rofl:

FYI, I'm not attracted to :spray: Joey the Shark, I just picture him naked every time I think of the phrase, "Who's Ridin' Biden." It's weird, I tell ya, weird.

[AspenRose]

60. That site gives the term "Jumping the Shark" a whole new meaning, I tell ya

:rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

41. It isn't just me????

:silly:

[AtomicKitten]

44. well ...

[Drunken Irishman]

47. I dream of McCain's mom nude.

[Lilith Velkor]

62. Whoa, that's fucking hardcore, dude.

[Left Is Write]

51. I do find myself occasionally imagining someone naked recently...

but it's not Joe.

A cyber cookie if you can guess who it is.

[vanderBeth]

52. Lieberman?

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

53. You would so get a smack for that if I were in the same room as you...

no.

I'm talking about an actual man, and an attractive one to boot!

[AspenRose]

54. Howard Dean?

(ROFL at Lieberman not being an actual man :rofl: )

[Left Is Write]

57. Howard Dean is awfully sexy...

and I could definitely..er...have those thoughts about him, but he's not the guy I was referring to.

However, I do freely admit that you've put impure ideas of Howard Dean into my perverted little mind.

[AspenRose]

63. Glad I could help!

:hi:



:rofl:

[Lilith Velkor]

58. Joe's running mate?

[Left Is Write]

65. Joe's running mate is a helluva gorgeous man.

But I just couldn't do that to Michelle.

[AspenRose]

79. And what's more, she'd kick your ass.

:rofl: :hi:

[BattyDem]

73. Alan Rickman

I know, he's not a politician, but I can't resist the opportunity to post Alan Rickman's name in a "naked" thread! :D

[Jennicut]

99. Its his fault that I am attracted to older men now

All Rickman's fault.

[renie408]

55. Well, I am now. Thanks a lot! n/t

[jillan]

59. Well - tell us - how does he look?

[Mojorabbit]

66. Worse

I got this in an email and I am picturing them all like this.

[jillan]

68. That is too funny.

[Gregorian]

74. Well that's better than this-

[Chichiri]

71. I am NOW, damn you . . .

[Gregorian]

72. I've been imagining Obama repainting the White House black.

Maybe it's just due to this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rajWcysw0



Edit- Oh wow, check out the Obama comments on youtube.

[Dem2theMax]

77. I think I'm too reality based. I keep picturing * and gang at The Hague.

It's one of those 'dreams' you can't wait to have come true. :evilgrin:

[Gman2]

81. You think that's yucky, I find myself daydreaming about nekkid Codo Rice.

And I passionately want to imprison them all. Oh crap, there it goes again. In stripes. She is thin enough to do horizontal stripes. Someone stop me.

[FatDave]

83. I'm not a judgemental guy.

But y'all ladies is disturbed.

[barkingfrog]

86. Duh I wanna see Sara Palin nekkid

She is fucking hot as hell and I bet she is very kinky in bed. A no-brainer.

[PatSeg]

89. I want to say "Welcome to DU"

but your post is disturbing.

[vaberella]

87. I spend more time picturing TWEETY naked. But I'm a total Biden Babe...I love his grin . n/t

[Jennicut]

95. I find Tweety kind of cute as well. I must have this thing for older guys.

[vaberella]

100. Girly...don't talk about my man like that...

:rofl: We should get Twitterpated for Tweety shirts. :rofl: It would be utter class. :rofl:....Okay so I've totally cracked myself up...Twitterpated for Tweety....Classic....:rofl:

[Jennicut]

101. Tweety rocks! I love the way he gets all manic and passionate and feels

a tingle in his leg when Obama gives speeches! I want one of those shirts by the way.

[vaberella]

102. Agreed. I'll figure something about the shirts.

Is it me or don't you think he's more like Sylvester when he gets crazy like that?! It's like Tweety and Sylvester had a love child and we have Chris Matthews (aka Tweety). :rofl:

Once I make the shirt, I'll let you know and I'll send one to HardBall.

[Jennicut]

103. Yup, he gets a little crazy sometimes but thats part of the appeal.

Where would we be without our crazy Tweety? I really need to get away from the news/election stuff after all this. I am starting to have way to many weird thoughts regarding all the people involved in this election. LOL

[PatSeg]

88. This election has gone on much, much too long!

Tuesday can't come fast enough!

[Lil Missy]

90. I am having the same problem - but with Rachel Maddow.

:P

[Lilith Velkor]

107. With Rachel Maddow, it's not a problem.

She's adorable.

[Indi Guy]

91. Don't feel bad, this chic finds David Gergen sexy..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/17/david-gergens-not-so-secr_n_135486.html?show_comment_id=16958788

[vanderBeth]

92. Ohhh....That voice.

:P

[Indi Guy]

104. I'm not gay, but the girl made me take a second look at Gergin!

;)

[Jennicut]

97. ROFL! I don't have a "thing" for Gergen but I always appreciate his commentary

and he seems like a nice guy.

[faithfulcitizen]

108. "a handsome baked potato" LOL!

[H2O Man]

96. Ha!

I'm telling Senator Biden about this!

[tedoll78]

98. Umm.. no naked candidates.

Although for the past month, I have been having dreams about me watching election returns on my computer screen. Very simple dreams. Last month, it was Wisconsin and Minnesota. This month so far, it's been Virginia and New Hampshire.

About twice a week, I wake-up either really happy or really troubled.

[Kukesa]

110. Oh, no! I'm going to see him in person today. Fully clothed! n/t

[Lilith Velkor]

112. kick

Have a nice weekend, y'all. :hi:

[No Elephants]

113. Now, picture McCain naked.