In this thread, do your Freeper impression

[Bucky]

"I can't live in a country with a socialistic president! If Obama wins, I'm moving to... um...       awww, shit."

[JuniperLea]

1. Lock n Load, Baby!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

:puke:

Ew... that made me hurl!

[TxRider]

60. I tried...

But the best I could think of was "I guess if we can take 8 years of Bush we can survive anything..."

[roguevalley]

71. I don't need no infermashun. I *know* I'm right.

[billyoc]

2. WOOLVERINES!!

:rofl:

[Happyhippychick]

3. Ditto to what you said except "I'm moving to Puerto Rico."

[Mz Pip]

4. I can't

I tried but everything wrote sounded stupid.

Maybe that was the point. :shrug:

[Labors of Hercules]

45. OMG.

:rofl:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

5. Its Speld Impreshun You Chavez Loving Commee Terroris Simpathisng Moran!!!11111

[Sebastian Doyle]

6. GOD DAMMIT OUR FONDLING FATHERS CALLED IT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A RESON!!!11!!!!!!

WHITE HOUSE = WHITE PREZIDENT. NO COMUNISTS, ISLAMOFASISTS OR NI****S NEED APPLIE!!!!!111!111!

CIRCLE THE FREEDOM-POTTYS, THERES A GONNA BE A WAR!!!! :nuke:

[JSK]

19. You win!

:rofl:

[Lerrad]

40. You get my vote!

[Doremus]

44. HERE'S A LOCK & LOAD SALLOOT TO YOU MY FREND.

AMEN AND HALLAYLOOYA TO A TRUE AMERICAN!


sIGNED
FOOT SOLJERS FOR JAYSUS!!!!!!!!1

[DawgHouse]

7. I have more

Here we are fighting against socialism in Iraq and america is getting ready to vote FOR socialism!
You'll be sorry when "they" take over!
American's are so stupid, they want socialized everything, even education!


The above quotes courtesy of my wingnut coworker.

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

8. Dear Jesus, I pray that you will save our Christian land and smite the unclean one ...

[Bucky]

11. Which "unclean one"? Oh yeah... "That one."

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

14. That ONE!!!

[neomonkey]

9. unly a sosholist wood ask that

[anonymous171]

10. Our Sarah was right! The 1st amendmant is a priveledge that the media keeps on abusing

[boobooday]

12. I am praying for Palin, and reluctantly, McCain. n/t

[Raschel]

13. "If the Blacks win, they'll be over us, and that can't be tolerated."

[Rude Horner]

15. Commie socialist pinko liberal

traitor french hippy baby killer. Why don't you get the hell outta my country before I whup your ass, you flag burnin' wimp. McCain is gonna win and then you'll see! McCain and Palin - GIT 'ER DONE!!

[justiceischeap]

16. I'M SERIES!1! THIS IS HUGH!1! CALL CONGRESS NOW!1!

"I'm gonna pray the gay away after I make sure that Muslin terrorist don't get electurd."

[shirlden]

17. If Calif outlaws queers

Then queers will be outlaws and we can beat the shit out of them, legally. Right ???
Right ????? Yeeeehawww!!!! Saddle up !!!!!!!!!

:spank:

[scheming daemons]

18. God told me, through close reading of Revelations, not to respond to this thread....

You commie.

[FormerConservative]

20. USA! USA! USA! USA!

[mckara]

21. My Head is So Far Up My A**, I Can't Breathe...

The lack of oxygen to my brain compels me to vote for Republicans.

[WinkyDink]

22. "Get ready for Sharia law!"

[Rocknrule]

23. "Have you forgotten 9/11(TM)?

Do you remember seeing those dirty Muslims crash planes full of innocent pure white Americans into towers full of innocent pure white Americans in Jew York City? Do you remember how you felt? And now you are telling me you want a nig...Neg...bla...Muslim running our country? Hello, his name sounds like Osama and his middle name is HUSSEIN!!! He's not one of us because he's not a Caucasian with a good old-fashioned American name like John Walker McBush! He's clearly an Al-Qaeda mole! Four more years! Four more years!"

[jedr]

24. They're gona' take away our guns!!!!!

[byronius]

25. Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way, EagleJim99. We have to sav this natcion.

Votor fraud everewhere!!1! Stop the Hipnotizer!!1

[Blaze Diem]

26. Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep

Pray the lord my pubbie soul to keep
if McCaine should lose befor I wake
I pray the lord my soul to take
or help me get to Puerto Rico.

[Seen the light]

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(Freerepublic.com after President-elect Obama is announced.)

[Bobbie Jo]

28. MAN UP DAMMIT !!11!

[JH19059]

29. "I've got my ammo,guns, and budweiser waiting for the race war"

[TygrBright]

30. I'm just really, really concerned about what might happen when people realize...

...that Obama is a lying, baby-killing, Mooslim atheyist fashist tyrant!

OMG, we could have a series sitchewashon!

[EastTennesseeDem]

31. Teh a-rab muzzle morans is gunna turn us all n2 soshulistz!!1

i'm a skeered! we mus pray 2 jeezis 2 win teh elexion or godll punish all of us!!!1111111!!!1!1

[OmahaBlueDog]

32. Everyone calm down, he won't get elected

McPalin will make them realize this weekend what the truth is about his socialistic, muslim tendencies. Plus, on Monday, a 527 group I can't go into detail about is going to e-mail pertty much every AOL, Hotmail, and MSN customer a picture of Zero in his Muslim garb.

[ecstatic]

33. wil obamma put wites in slay very an ass for repparayshons?

[Patsy Stone]

34. Barry Hates Us for Our Feedom!

Don't let him take away your hard earned beer money and give it to the black people so they can take over the country and kick us out.

[TennesseeDem]

35. DON'T LET THAT BLACK MAN TAKE OUR GUNS!!!!!

FIGHT! FIGHT! THERE'S GOING TO BE RACE WARS!!!

[rainbow4321]

36. "It's gonna be a tight race, we may not even know who wins til Wednesday sometime"

That from one of the few freeper co-workers where I work.

Of course, this is the same lady who started spewing Rev Wright bullshit the other day..so I bring up AIP/Palin/added some AIP quotes. She goes "well WHO is reporting that, though". UM..there was video of Palin and her husband at their convention, video of Palin giving a rah-rah video addressing this group, state records show her husband was registered under the AIP until recently, the hate America quotes are directly from the AIP leadership, and, BTW, these same leaders have said in articles how "the governor's door was always open to us" and she tried to put one of them on the Wasilla city council. Freeper silence after that, she didn't really want to continue the conversation. Imagine that.

[JimWis]

37. I can't give you any details yet, but tomorrow, something big is

going to happen. After it comes out, the polls will show McCain at least 10 points ahead in Gallup and others. Our beloved Sarah will be part of what happens. Start you prayer chain tonight just to be safe. The anti-christ will be defeated. Praise the Lord.

[Catshrink]

38. You libruls are a bunc of morans!!1!!!1!

And I'm series abuot that.

[Lerrad]

39. Obama is going to spread the wealth, convert our entire nation..

.. into a socialist nation, increase our taxes, and destroy everything that the Republican party has created.

[Naturyl]

41. NOBAMA wants to take you're money and give it to bumbs

THIS IS NO TIME TO BE ELECTING A MARXIST COMUNIST PRESIDENT WHO WANTS TO TAKE YOU'RE HARD EARNED DOLARS AND GIVES THEM TO A BUNCH OF LAZY WELFARE RECIPROCALS. GO DIE LIBEARL TRAITORS AND GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!1!!1!1111

[EastTennesseeDem]

42. k&r

[Berry Cool]

43. "But we canst move ta Pureto Rico...it's full a' dem PUERTO RICANS!"

"And y'all know ain't none 'a' them whats kin speak any halfway good English."

[PBS Poll-435]

46. I will let TV's "Southpark" do the heavy lifting on this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2fGl9587X8

[Kingofalldems]

47. Mommy! My macaroni and cheese is cold!!1!!1!!

[HughMoran]

48. I ain't voting for that baby-killin' Muslin - he's a terraist. I'm SERIES!!11!!

I'm SERIES!!11!!

[FlyingSquirrel]

49. its fuckin over. Osama is gonna win and This Country is DOOMNED!111

Serie!S

i'm leving in a bad dream

[Scooter24]

50. OK, I'll try!!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

51. @#$%^&*!!!!!! %!&*/;-+@#[-*=!!!! nt

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

52. Order more portapottties

for the cown, no, conert, anti-Nobama inaug, inagru, swearing in ceremony just in case. This is HUGH! Praise Jeebus! The economy ids in taters!!

[cynatnite]

53. "Only Jack Baur can save us" n/t

[quiet.american]

54. All your screwn are belong to us MORANS1!1 nt

[Rosa Luxemburg]

55. He's a Muslin and aTerrier!

[Mariana]

56. He's the Antichrist and he uses secret Hypnosis in his speeches!

Everyone who votes for him is weakminded and in a demonic trance! Only strong-willed people like us Freepers can resist! God won't let him win if we pray hard enough. But if he does, better stock up on bullets and Bibles (in that order) because the second thing he'll do is outlaw Christianity. That's be right after he legalizes abortion up to five years after birth and right before he dissolves the armed forces and converts the Pentagon into low-income housing projects. Please pray!!!

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[ourbluenation]

57. Doug from Upland...SAVE ME!

thank you
thank you very much

[DearAbby]

58. Uum...I'd lik to tak a momint

to tell all ya all...yeah you kommy bastards..you come neer mah sheet, yur gonna haf to deel wif smif n wesson..no wha I meen son?

Hey, baybay, carry me over a beer!

[AwakeAtLast]

59. My Mom is raising my rent on the basement. That bitch!

I'd shoot her, but I had to hock my gun to pay for computer parts. Gotta stay on the keyboards, ya know!







:D

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

63. That is a frightening picture

and probably represents 35-50% of FR. The mullet is a nice touch.

[Gregorian]

61. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT. ..YOU COMMY!

Edited for spelling. I had to incorrect it. :)

[Danger Mouse]

62. Hey Bucky, I want you to meet my new girl. She's my sister. And my cousin! And my maw!

And the family dawg, too!

[Gregorian]

64. Dear Santa, please give us a maverick for Christmas.

Your truly,

Mr. Moran (age 53 1/2)

[mzmolly]

65. "Obama is a soshalist, moslem, atheeist, coke hed

who will destroye this cuntry with the help of Farackan and Chaviz!"

[Touchdown]

66. That muslin one becuz the Joos voted 4 him!!!!1111!!!

:crazy:

[mile18blister]

67. DONT BELEIVE THE POLES!!!!11!!!!

The librul media is all liars. MCCANE is winning. DONT BE FOOLED111!!!!1111

Palin is hot. If I were a guy I'd want to do her.

[Monk06]

68. Yitbos !!!!

[Feron]

69. ACORN steals election for NObama

We need to get together with the PUMAS and find out how to press the birth certificate issue. We can't let this kenyan muslim socialist take office!

I know that I'm preaching to the queire, but this is a constitutional crisis. We can't afford to be idol. If Obama swears in, we'll loose everything!

If we get Obama disqualified, then McCain will be president! Imagine president Palin.

We also need to protest. Does anyone have any sign ideas? And not to cast asparagus on anyone, but we need to make sure that there are plenty of porta-potties this time.

[Usrename]

70. im joe the plummer

i pay high taxes