Joe-The-Plumber CD: What will the title track song be called?

[jazzjunkysue]

On Tuesday, Wurzelbacher joined country music artist and producer Aaron Tippin to form a new partnership that includes booking-management firm Bobby Roberts and publicity-management concern The Press Office to field the multiple media offers he’s received over the past few weeks.

Let's all do our part and suggest some songs for Joe to record on his new CD.

How about: "Baby, Let me Clean Your Pipes."

[mwei924]

1. I'm so flushed.

[progressiveforever]

7. I'm a Dumbass.....but his fifteen minutes are at 14:56--fast release needed

[paregdem]

18. "Loser" ala Beck (lyrics)

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey,
butane in my veins so I'm out to get the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables,
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose,
kill the headlights and put it in neutral,
stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control,
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D,
got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat,
someone came sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt,
don't believe everything that you breathe,
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve,
so shave your face with some mace in the dark,
saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park,

yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
double barrel buckshot,
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,

forces of evil on a bozo nightmare,
ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag,
one's on the pole, shove the other in the bag,
with the rerun shows and cocaine nose job,
the daytime crap of the folk singers slop,
he hung himself with a guitar string,
a slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing,
I can't write if ya' can't relate,
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate,
and my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite,
who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
get crazy with the cheez-wiz,
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
drive, by, body pierce
yo bring it on down

Soy

(em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ybab resol a m'I, rodedrep nu yoS)

I'm a driver, I'm a winner
things are gonna' change I can feel it

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
I can't believe it
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
Sprechen sie deutsch, baby
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
You know what I'm sayin'

[Ian David]

2. Send Lawyers, Guns and Money. n/t

[Bicoastal]

3. So he's planning to run for office AND become a country superstar?

What's next? Joe the Pontiff?

[jazzjunkysue]

28. State senator. Heard it on Olberman.

:rofl:

Well, if all this sudden fame works for Sarah, this makes almost as much sense...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. "I've Got the Plunger if You've Got the Teeth."

[jazzjunkysue]

10. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:

[graywarrior]

5. I don't know, but he can have this for a logo

[HughMoran]

6. Even Olbermann started saying "JT plumber" so as not to promote the meme

Fuck that cocksucking troll Joe the ass licking anal plumber!

[Cattledog]

8. God Bless Plumbmerica

[dcindian]

9. It's so easy

A song about how easy it is to get Freeps to swallow koolaid you don't even have to add sugar just the food coloring.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

11. Ain't no Restrainin' Order Stronger Than Our Love

Yeah, there's no plumber tie-in, but it's got to be way up there in country music titles. Saw it years ago in the early days of ISDN mp3 trading.

[jazzjunkysue]

15. Good one!

[DisgustipatedinCA]

17. oops

thanks for that...it kind of changed the whole meaning with the misspelling.

Thank you.

[Zambero]

12. "It's All Only Make Believe"

the B-Side:

"Splish-Splash (the Right Wing's Taking a Bath)"

[paparush]

13. "Take this Job and Shove It" - Johnny "Don't Tax MY" Paycheck

[kenny blankenship]

14. Covered in Shit; Wrapped in the Flag

[Lerrad]

16. "I Plunged My Tax Cut Right Down The Drain" n/t

[Tribetime]

19. I'm a loser

[sniffa]

20. Arrrgh! Come On Fucking Socialist!

[Political Tiger]

21. Taxman

;)

[KamaAina]

22. "I Ain't Got No License ('Cept Jesus)"

:P

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

23. Jumpin' Jack Flush

[Dr Fate]

24. I have a feeling it wont be "If I Had a Hammer" n/t

n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

25. "Drain-o. Dra-a-a-no. Drain-o come, an' me wanna go home."

"Drain!

Me say drain,
me say drain,
me say drain...."

[denem]

26. 'You're so drain'

I bet you think this poll is about you, you're so drain.

[hulklogan]

27. Before He Cheats (On His Taxes)

:patriot: