Dear God...about tomorrow

[underpants]

God, when I go pick up my canvassing sheets could you find it in your infinite wisdom
to NOT make me split the turf with the Jehovah's Witnesses? Please?

O8)

Thanks in advance.

I felt sorry for the one guy I had to box out at the 70 year olds doorstep
He had on a nice suit too
Damn shame about that ceramic frog

[Fran Kubelik]

1. Wait - why would you be canvassing at JW houses?

You should only be hitting Obama supporters this weekend to GOTV, right? And Witnesses don't vote....

[grantcart]

2. no he's elbowing his way to the door against the JW

[grantcart]

3. In 1978 I was getting off a ferry from Singapore on a remote Indonesian island

At the same time one of the heavily overloaded Indonesian internal ferries landed.

On this little rickety pier 7-800 jostled like crazy to get through and not get knocked into the water.


Elbows and shoving. I looked down and I realized that I was boxing out an 80 year old grandmother who was 4'6 and 85 pounds.

I wondered what was becoming of me that I would try and move her aside. She looked up at me smiled and placed her elbow in my nuts. As I looked up from the ground I could see her on her way to her next victim.

If you have to take them out - take them out hard. lol

[underpants]

4. HA!

:spank: