McCain camp's *NEW* "3-tiered Strategy to Win" (hilarity warning)

[Avalux]

I can't believe the reporter was able to say this with a straight face:

1. They are confident they can win with the typical red states to reach 270. But if that doesn't happen....

2. They pick of PA. If that doesn't happen....

3. They put together a pool of smaller states to reach 270. States like NH, Iowa, etc.

They have a plan!!!!


:rofl:

(this is not a joke - heard it on CNN this morning)

[Schulzz]

1. Translation: We will find a way to steal it, we just don't know where yet.

:puke:

[Sydnie]

2. Their playing a dart game not running an election campaign

There will be political science text books written about what not to do in a campaign with his campaign as the main example.

[TZ]

3. denial: not just a river in Egypt...

:)

[stray cat]

4. McCain was a pow - he knows how to win elections!

[DemsUnited]

5. Umm, is this for real or did you make it up because it sure looks like a joke...

[Avalux]

6. It's definitely real - heard it on CNN this morning. That's why it's so funny.

:hi:

[DemsUnited]

7. Oh my goodness. Talk about delusional. Thanks for posting.

[Cresent City Kid]

8. McCain's 3 part strategy

1. Lie
2. Cheat
3. Steal

[Jennicut]

9. They won't get NH or Iowa, its too far out now. What a bunch of idiots.

This campaign has been poorly run. Nice job hiring ex-Bushies.

[trashcanistanista]

10. As Joe the Biden would say,

"Is this a joke?"

[grantcart]

11. well they HAVE to say something based on reality

what do you expect them to say - We can't win?

[Florida33156]

12. Well, they could have said...

...nothing instead of releasing this "strategy". They look stupid because they got specific. Plan A involves winning states where they are behind by 8+ points. Plan B involves winning a state where they are behind 10+ points. Plan C involves winning several states where they are behind 10+ points. They just should have said nothing.

[yardwork]

18. Welcome to DU!

[torbird]

13. McCain's One-step Plan: Win

That's basically what this is.

Kind of goes without saying.

"See, first we're gonna win the popular vote. Then, we're gonna win the electoral vote. Then, if we're really good, we'll win the whole damn election!"

Brilliant!

[Ikonoklast]

14. They're not too sure about Nova Scotia, but they are banking on

Saskatchewan and Alberta to come through for them.

But Guatemala is written off completely, and McCain is pulling all campaign staff from there.

[TrogL]

21. That means I voted for the wrong guy - damn these paper ballots

[Lex]

15. Well, with essentially 5 days left to go, I wonder how this will work out for them?

:rofl:

[tigereye]

16. here's hoping they don't get PA - we here are trying hard to avoid that

the evil RW mailers don't help though.... are there really that many people who haven't made up their minds yet, and will be swayed by irrational pieces of garbage?

[Shakespeare]

17. Wow. The campaign is using the Underpants Gnomes business model.

yeah, that'll work :rofl:

[yardwork]

19. I was thinking the same thing! LOL!

Um, we haven't quite figured out what Step 2 is yet...

[hvn_nbr_2]

20. 4th and 5th parts of the strategery

4. Rev. Muthee chases all the witches out of PA, VA, NC, IA, MI, IN, OH, FL, MO, CO, NM, NV, ...

5. Rapture Baby Rapture! We're outta here!

[crossroads]

22. Wow... with that new winning strategy... I am scared!

What a sinister plan! Great thinking!
:rofl:

[democracy1st]

23. Sarah came up with that sh...