Microsoft announces new software release: McCain 2.0

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McCain 2.0 for 2008.

It keeps the popular "Maverick", and "My friends" phrase features of the original. The obsolete "straight talk express" feature has been removed however.

This new version resolves several problems with the previous version McCain 1.0 that was released in 2000.

Among improvements it includes much higher reliability when sticking to the Republican Party line, better ability to suck up to the right wing base, more effective that Lotus/Giuliani 1.0 in winning Primary elections, does better job of distorting the facts in advertisements and rally situations.

McCain 2.0 comes with the new add on "Palin 1.0" module however there appear to be interoperability problems at this point, the Palin module costs $150,000.00 to add and will generate random and strange comments on your screen regarding seeing Russia via your wireless network card.

Overall this reviewer recommends that you skip the new version of McCain 2.0 and obtain a copy of Obama 1.0 with the optional Biden 2.0 add-in instead. This package has far fewer bugs and is very user friendly and costs far less than the competing McCain package.

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

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1. nt

[Rosco T.]

2. Shouldn't that be Obama-nix 1.0???

[Rosco T.]

3. I just ordered my copy of Obama/Linux 1.0

I haven't changed operating systems since 2000, and I hope I have better luck this time. That year I ordered Gore 1.0.
When I began the install, however, there was a BushCheney Trojan virus that hijacked my system, and my computer's been
running like it has molasses in its sectors ever since.

(( response from another board... hee)

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4. You obviously needed a patch to SCOTUS.DLL

that appears to be how the virus got in.

We plan to upgrade SCOTUS.DLL but we need you to install Obama/Linux 1.0 first.

Thanks..

The Support Team

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5. There was also the Kerry Kernel pre-lease Beta back in 2004

but it was apparently vulnerable to the SWF.bot virus and the Blackwell_04 worm and never made it to final release.

Doug D.